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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.51,0:00:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly I feel like I'm living the life
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.35,0:00:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was meant to be living,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.78,0:00:15.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wish it was the life I wanted to be living.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.22,0:00:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sigh of frustration]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.73,0:00:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had my entire future scripted,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.26,0:00:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and now it feels like someone else is doing a rewrite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.48,0:00:30.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just find orgys so boring
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.36,0:00:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[sobbing]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.36,0:00:36.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Today an old man on the subway told me to shutup
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.24,0:00:40.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, omfmg, I don't think I talk too much
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.48,0:00:42.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, you guys would tell me if I talk too much
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.25,0:00:44.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean I don't think I do, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.45,0:00:50.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have roof over head
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.16,0:00:52.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for this, I thank God.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.57,0:00:58.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you're going to live with me,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.03,0:01:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you should know I have OCD
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.67,0:01:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also have OCD.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.86,0:01:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[surprised] Cool! You're obsessive-compulsive too?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.74,0:01:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I have old cow disease.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.01,0:01:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's when old cow bites you and disease
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.53,0:01:14.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,infects the skin...it's why I have rubber hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.28,0:01:15.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honestly, your life is like so much
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.68,0:01:17.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more interesting than mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.28,0:01:19.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just not fair!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.58,0:01:23.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, so what, I have sex with a cab driver, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.86,0:01:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called being free.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.22,0:01:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are prostitute?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.26,0:01:29.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.66,0:01:32.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You are unpaid prostitute. You are lower than dog.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.04,0:01:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.50,0:01:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love your outfit by the way, where did you get that?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.07,0:01:39.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.17,0:01:40.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ooh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.60,0:01:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sheik.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.45,0:01:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, don't get me wrong, Ray is great, but there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.53,0:01:46.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are times that I wish that he were someone else, you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.61,0:01:48.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or, not that he was someone else but that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.31,0:01:49.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was someone else, and that
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.35,0:01:50.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't speak!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.20,0:01:52.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you speak they will know you are simple.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.85,0:01:54.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they know you are simple, they will
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.25,0:01:55.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drown you in river.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.54,0:01:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am very hungry.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.86,0:02:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, may I eat doughnut from your head?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.10,0:02:06.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My ex-boyfriend is an internet millionaire.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.90,0:02:10.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My ex-boyfriend is buried in shallow grave.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.17,0:02:11.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On windy days the dirt covering
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.67,0:02:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him blows away and you can see skull
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.28,0:02:17.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Milat, why did you stare at the mayor?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.83,0:02:21.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well I don't know what you want from me kid. We belong together.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.20,0:02:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why can't you see, that I deserve better than you?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.25,0:02:27.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I can see it. And Blerta can see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.69,0:02:29.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will never do better than this man.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.95,0:02:34.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He is strong like ox, you are weak and soft and dressed like baby.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.25,0:02:46.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just don't know how anything is gonna turn out!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.95,0:02:49.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ok, you are only 15.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.31,0:02:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I'm not, I'm 24
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.40,0:02:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,24, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?