Honestly I feel like I'm living the life
I was meant to be living,
I just wish it was the life I wanted to be living.
[sigh of frustration]
I had my entire future scripted,
and now it feels like someone else is doing a rewrite
I just find orgys so boring
[sobbing]
Today an old man on the subway told me to shutup
I mean, omfmg, I don't think I talk too much
I mean, you guys would tell me if I talk too much
I mean I don't think I do, right?
I have roof over head
for this, I thank God.
If you're going to live with me,
you should know I have OCD
I also have OCD.
[surprised] Cool! You're obsessive-compulsive too?
No, I have old cow disease.
It's when old cow bites you and disease
infects the skin...it's why I have rubber hand.
Honestly, your life is like so much
more interesting than mine.
It's just not fair!
I mean, so what, I have sex with a cab driver, right?
It's called being free.
You are prostitute?
No it's not prostitution if you don't get paid.
You are unpaid prostitute. You are lower than dog.
Thank you.
I love your outfit by the way, where did you get that?
A fire.
Ooh.
Sheik.
I mean, don't get me wrong, Ray is great, but there
are times that I wish that he were someone else, you know?
or, not that he was someone else but that
I was someone else, and that
Don't speak!
If you speak they will know you are simple.
If they know you are simple, they will
drown you in river.
I am very hungry.
Please, may I eat doughnut from your head?
My ex-boyfriend is an internet millionaire.
My ex-boyfriend is buried in shallow grave.
On windy days the dirt covering
him blows away and you can see skull
Oh Milat, why did you stare at the mayor?
Well I don't know what you want from me kid. We belong together.
Why can't you see, that I deserve better than you?
Because I can see it. And Blerta can see it.
You will never do better than this man.
He is strong like ox, you are weak and soft and dressed like baby.
I just don't know how anything is gonna turn out!
It's ok, you are only 15.
No I'm not, I'm 24
24, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?