0:00:07.511,0:00:09.348 Honestly I feel like I'm living the life 0:00:09.348,0:00:10.782 I was meant to be living, 0:00:10.782,0:00:15.219 I just wish it was the life I wanted to be living. 0:00:15.219,0:00:16.697 [sigh of frustration] 0:00:18.727,0:00:21.258 I had my entire future scripted, 0:00:21.258,0:00:24.783 and now it feels like someone else is doing a rewrite 0:00:27.476,0:00:30.364 I just find orgys so boring 0:00:30.364,0:00:32.425 [sobbing] 0:00:34.364,0:00:36.844 Today an old man on the subway told me to shutup 0:00:38.245,0:00:40.477 I mean, omfmg, I don't think I talk too much 0:00:40.477,0:00:42.246 I mean, you guys would tell me if I talk too much 0:00:42.246,0:00:44.157 I mean I don't think I do, right? 0:00:48.450,0:00:50.156 I have roof over head 0:00:50.156,0:00:52.924 for this, I thank God. 0:00:56.570,0:00:58.032 If you're going to live with me, 0:00:58.032,0:01:00.666 you should know I have OCD 0:01:00.666,0:01:01.865 I also have OCD. 0:01:01.865,0:01:04.736 [surprised] Cool! You're obsessive-compulsive too? 0:01:04.736,0:01:08.007 No, I have old cow disease. 0:01:08.007,0:01:09.531 It's when old cow bites you and disease 0:01:09.531,0:01:14.279 infects the skin...it's why I have rubber hand. 0:01:14.279,0:01:15.683 Honestly, your life is like so much 0:01:15.683,0:01:17.282 more interesting than mine. 0:01:17.282,0:01:19.399 It's just not fair! 0:01:20.584,0:01:23.857 I mean, so what, I have sex with a cab driver, right? 0:01:23.857,0:01:25.220 It's called being free. 0:01:25.220,0:01:26.258 You are prostitute? 0:01:26.258,0:01:29.661 No it's not prostitution if you don't get paid. 0:01:29.661,0:01:32.926 You are unpaid prostitute. You are lower than dog. 0:01:34.035,0:01:34.868 Thank you. 0:01:35.500,0:01:38.071 I love your outfit by the way, where did you get that? 0:01:38.071,0:01:39.171 A fire. 0:01:39.171,0:01:40.171 Ooh. 0:01:40.601,0:01:41.770 Sheik. 0:01:42.447,0:01:44.532 I mean, don't get me wrong, Ray is great, but there 0:01:44.532,0:01:46.614 are times that I wish that he were someone else, you know? 0:01:46.614,0:01:48.314 or, not that he was someone else but that 0:01:48.314,0:01:49.349 I was someone else, and that 0:01:49.349,0:01:50.198 Don't speak! 0:01:50.198,0:01:52.853 If you speak they will know you are simple. 0:01:52.853,0:01:54.252 If they know you are simple, they will 0:01:54.252,0:01:55.930 drown you in river. 0:01:57.545,0:01:58.865 I am very hungry. 0:01:58.865,0:02:01.471 Please, may I eat doughnut from your head? 0:02:04.101,0:02:06.899 My ex-boyfriend is an internet millionaire. 0:02:06.899,0:02:10.170 My ex-boyfriend is buried in shallow grave. 0:02:10.170,0:02:11.670 On windy days the dirt covering 0:02:11.670,0:02:12.863 him blows away and you can see skull 0:02:14.278,0:02:17.834 Oh Milat, why did you stare at the mayor? 0:02:17.834,0:02:21.197 Well I don't know what you want from me kid. We belong together. 0:02:21.197,0:02:24.249 Why can't you see, that I deserve better than you? 0:02:24.249,0:02:27.688 Because I can see it. And Blerta can see it. 0:02:27.688,0:02:29.947 You will never do better than this man. 0:02:29.947,0:02:34.699 He is strong like ox, you are weak and soft and dressed like baby. 0:02:44.251,0:02:46.947 I just don't know how anything is gonna turn out! 0:02:46.947,0:02:49.307 It's ok, you are only 15. 0:02:49.307,0:02:51.404 No I'm not, I'm 24 0:02:51.404,0:02:53.764 24, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?