1 00:00:02,638 --> 00:00:05,575 I have a few pictures of what I do 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:07,253 and I'll speak about some of them, 3 00:00:07,278 --> 00:00:09,484 and then I'll let them continue to scroll 4 00:00:09,508 --> 00:00:13,441 as I talk a little bit about how I'm able to do what I do. 5 00:00:17,045 --> 00:00:19,407 All these houses are built 6 00:00:19,431 --> 00:00:22,674 from between 70 and 80 percent recycled material, 7 00:00:22,699 --> 00:00:25,850 stuff that was headed to the mulcher, the landfill, the burn pile. 8 00:00:25,879 --> 00:00:27,276 It was all just gone. 9 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:29,276 This is the first house I built. 10 00:00:29,452 --> 00:00:31,585 These are hickory nuts up there. 11 00:00:32,311 --> 00:00:35,703 This double front door here with the three-light transom, 12 00:00:35,727 --> 00:00:37,867 that was headed to the landfill. 13 00:00:37,891 --> 00:00:39,723 Have a little turret there. 14 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:42,804 And then these buttons on the corbels here... 15 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,581 Right there... 16 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:46,961 Those are hickory nuts. 17 00:00:46,985 --> 00:00:49,092 And these buttons there... 18 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:50,443 Those are chicken eggs. 19 00:00:50,467 --> 00:00:51,636 (Laughter) 20 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:53,421 Of course, first you have breakfast, 21 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:57,360 and then you fill the shell full of Bondo and paint it and nail it up, 22 00:00:57,384 --> 00:01:00,828 and you have an architectural button in just a fraction of the time. 23 00:01:02,026 --> 00:01:04,263 This is a look at the inside. 24 00:01:04,287 --> 00:01:08,345 You can see the three-light transom there with the eyebrow windows. 25 00:01:08,376 --> 00:01:11,430 Certainly an architectural antique headed to the landfill... 26 00:01:11,454 --> 00:01:14,486 Even the lockset is probably worth 200 dollars. 27 00:01:15,738 --> 00:01:17,625 Everything in the kitchen was salvaged. 28 00:01:17,649 --> 00:01:19,745 There's a 1952 O'Keefe Merritt stove, 29 00:01:19,770 --> 00:01:22,076 if you like to cook... cool stove. 30 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,488 This is going up into the turret. 31 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,747 I got that staircase for 20 dollars, 32 00:01:27,771 --> 00:01:29,655 including delivery to my lot. 33 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,164 (Laughter) 34 00:01:33,014 --> 00:01:35,316 Then, looking up in the turret, 35 00:01:35,340 --> 00:01:38,959 you see there are bulges and pokes and sags and so forth. 36 00:01:38,983 --> 00:01:40,625 Well, if that ruins your life, 37 00:01:40,649 --> 00:01:42,476 well, then, you shouldn't live there. 38 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,377 (Laughter) 39 00:01:44,401 --> 00:01:47,200 This is a laundry chute. 40 00:01:47,224 --> 00:01:49,639 And this right here is a shoe last... 41 00:01:49,663 --> 00:01:52,495 Those are those cast-iron things you see at antique shops. 42 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:53,808 So I had one of those, 43 00:01:53,832 --> 00:01:58,296 so I made some low-tech gadgetry, where you just stomp on the shoe last, 44 00:01:58,402 --> 00:02:01,276 and then the door flies open and you throw your laundry down. 45 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:05,086 And then if you're smart enough, it goes on a basket on top of the washer. 46 00:02:05,110 --> 00:02:07,724 If not, it goes into the toilet. 47 00:02:07,748 --> 00:02:09,797 (Laughter) 48 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:11,504 This is a bathtub I made, 49 00:02:11,528 --> 00:02:13,585 made out of scrap two-by-four. 50 00:02:13,609 --> 00:02:17,843 Started with the rim, and then glued and nailed it up into a flat, 51 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,561 corbeled it up and flipped it over, 52 00:02:19,585 --> 00:02:21,562 then did the two profiles on this side. 53 00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:22,946 It's a two-person tub. 54 00:02:23,475 --> 00:02:26,418 After all, it's not just a question of hygiene, 55 00:02:26,442 --> 00:02:28,934 but there's a possibility of recreation as well. 56 00:02:28,958 --> 00:02:31,727 (Laughter) 57 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:37,618 Then, this faucet here is just a piece of Osage orange. 58 00:02:37,642 --> 00:02:39,214 It looks a little phallic, 59 00:02:39,238 --> 00:02:40,939 but after all, it's a bathroom. 60 00:02:40,963 --> 00:02:43,559 (Laughter) 61 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,205 This is a house based on a Budweiser can. 62 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:47,921 It doesn't look like a can of beer, 63 00:02:47,945 --> 00:02:50,449 but the design take-offs are absolutely unmistakable: 64 00:02:50,473 --> 00:02:52,805 the barley hops design worked up into the eaves, 65 00:02:52,829 --> 00:02:56,577 then the dentil work comes directly off the can's red, white, blue and silver. 66 00:02:57,501 --> 00:02:59,939 Then, these corbels going down underneath the eaves 67 00:02:59,963 --> 00:03:02,141 are that little design that comes off the can. 68 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:04,784 I just put a can on a copier and kept enlarging it 69 00:03:04,808 --> 00:03:06,324 until I got the size I want. 70 00:03:07,748 --> 00:03:10,295 Then, on the can it says, 71 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:12,026 "This is the famous Budweiser beer, 72 00:03:12,050 --> 00:03:14,108 we know of no other beer, blah, blah, blah." 73 00:03:14,132 --> 00:03:15,425 So we changed that and put, 74 00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:18,948 "This is the famous Budweiser house. We don't know of any other house ..." 75 00:03:18,972 --> 00:03:20,124 and so forth and so on. 76 00:03:21,148 --> 00:03:22,305 This is a deadbolt. 77 00:03:22,329 --> 00:03:26,457 It's a fence from a 1930s shaper, which is a very angry woodworking machine. 78 00:03:26,995 --> 00:03:29,971 And they gave me the fence, but they didn't give me the shaper, 79 00:03:29,995 --> 00:03:31,666 so we made a deadbolt out of it. 80 00:03:32,290 --> 00:03:34,531 That'll keep bull elephants out, I promise. 81 00:03:34,555 --> 00:03:35,560 (Laughter) 82 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:38,438 And sure enough, we've had no problems with bull elephants. 83 00:03:38,462 --> 00:03:39,624 (Laughter) 84 00:03:39,648 --> 00:03:42,561 The shower is intended to simulate a glass of beer. 85 00:03:42,885 --> 00:03:46,356 We've got bubbles going up there, then suds at the top with lumpy tiles. 86 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:49,069 Where do you get lumpy tiles? Well, of course, you don't. 87 00:03:49,093 --> 00:03:52,794 But I get a lot of toilets, and so you just dispatch a toilet with a hammer, 88 00:03:52,818 --> 00:03:54,676 and then you have lumpy tiles. 89 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,223 And then the faucet is a beer tap. 90 00:03:58,247 --> 00:04:00,973 (Laughter) 91 00:04:00,997 --> 00:04:05,399 Then, this panel of glass is the same panel of glass 92 00:04:05,423 --> 00:04:08,270 that occurs in every middle-class front door in America. 93 00:04:08,294 --> 00:04:10,802 We're getting tired of it. It's kind of clichéd now. 94 00:04:10,826 --> 00:04:14,251 If you put it in the front door, your design fails. 95 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:17,000 So don't put it in the front door; put it somewhere else. 96 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:18,551 It's a pretty panel of glass. 97 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:20,315 But if you put it in the front door, 98 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:22,848 people say, "Oh, you're trying to be like those guys, 99 00:04:22,872 --> 00:04:24,023 and you didn't make it." 100 00:04:24,047 --> 00:04:25,202 So don't put it there. 101 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:28,176 Then, another bathroom upstairs. 102 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,437 This light up here 103 00:04:29,461 --> 00:04:33,236 is the same light that occurs in every middle-class foyer in America. 104 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:34,755 Don't put it in the foyer. 105 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,937 Put it in the shower, or in the closet, 106 00:04:37,961 --> 00:04:39,321 but not in the foyer. 107 00:04:41,102 --> 00:04:43,788 Then, somebody gave me a bidet, so it got a bidet. 108 00:04:43,812 --> 00:04:46,234 (Laughter) 109 00:04:46,258 --> 00:04:47,886 This little house here, 110 00:04:47,910 --> 00:04:51,839 those branches there are made out of Bois d'arc or Osage orange. 111 00:04:51,863 --> 00:04:55,331 These pictures will keep scrolling as I talk a little bit. 112 00:04:55,355 --> 00:04:57,621 In order to do what I do, 113 00:04:57,645 --> 00:05:01,400 you have to understand what causes waste in the building industry. 114 00:05:01,424 --> 00:05:04,057 Our housing has become a commodity, 115 00:05:04,081 --> 00:05:06,374 and I'll talk a little bit about that. 116 00:05:06,398 --> 00:05:09,509 But the first cause of waste is probably even buried in our DNA. 117 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:12,001 Human beings have a need for maintaining consistency 118 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:13,370 of the apperceptive mass. 119 00:05:14,182 --> 00:05:15,333 What does that mean? 120 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,639 What it means is, for every perception we have, 121 00:05:17,663 --> 00:05:20,253 it needs to tally with the one like it before, 122 00:05:20,277 --> 00:05:23,671 or we don't have continuity, and we become a little bit disoriented. 123 00:05:23,695 --> 00:05:26,376 So I can show you an object you've never seen before. 124 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,301 Oh, that's a cell phone. 125 00:05:28,776 --> 00:05:31,385 But you've never seen this one before. 126 00:05:31,409 --> 00:05:32,567 What you're doing 127 00:05:32,591 --> 00:05:35,591 is sizing up the pattern of structural features, 128 00:05:36,415 --> 00:05:38,979 and then you go through your databanks: 129 00:05:39,003 --> 00:05:40,825 Cell phone. Oh! That's a cell phone. 130 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:43,841 If I took a bite out of it, you'd go, 131 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,355 "Wait a second. 132 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:46,534 (Laughter) 133 00:05:46,558 --> 00:05:47,907 "That's not a cell phone. 134 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,831 That's one of those new chocolate cell phones." 135 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:52,569 (Laughter) 136 00:05:52,593 --> 00:05:54,280 You'd have to start a new category, 137 00:05:54,304 --> 00:05:56,366 right between cell phones and chocolate. 138 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,201 (Laughter) 139 00:05:58,225 --> 00:05:59,891 That's how we process information. 140 00:05:59,915 --> 00:06:02,047 You translate that to the building industry. 141 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:05,101 If we have a wall of windowpanes and one pane is cracked, we go, 142 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,150 "Oh, dear. That's cracked. Let's repair it. 143 00:06:07,174 --> 00:06:09,810 Let's take it out and throw it away so nobody can use it 144 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:10,994 and put a new one in." 145 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:13,240 Because that's what you do with a cracked pane. 146 00:06:13,264 --> 00:06:15,724 Never mind that it doesn't affect our lives at all. 147 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:20,151 It only rattles that expected pattern and unity of structural features. 148 00:06:20,556 --> 00:06:22,984 However, if we took a small hammer, 149 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,574 and we added cracks to all the other windows... 150 00:06:25,598 --> 00:06:27,599 (Laughter) 151 00:06:27,623 --> 00:06:28,837 then we have a pattern. 152 00:06:28,861 --> 00:06:31,928 Because Gestalt psychology emphasizes recognition of pattern 153 00:06:31,952 --> 00:06:33,983 over parts that comprise a pattern. 154 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:35,786 We'll go, "Ooh, that's nice." 155 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:38,956 So, that serves me every day. 156 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,726 Repetition creates pattern. 157 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:42,549 If I have 100 of these, 100 of those, 158 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,847 it makes no difference what these and those are. 159 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:47,793 If I can repeat anything, I have the possibility of a pattern, 160 00:06:47,817 --> 00:06:50,740 from hickory nuts and chicken eggs, shards of glass, branches. 161 00:06:50,764 --> 00:06:52,278 It doesn't make any difference. 162 00:06:52,302 --> 00:06:54,830 That causes a lot of waste in the building industry. 163 00:06:54,854 --> 00:06:56,005 The second cause is, 164 00:06:56,029 --> 00:06:57,930 Friedrich Nietzsche, along about 1885, 165 00:06:57,954 --> 00:07:00,261 wrote a book titled "The Birth of Tragedy." 166 00:07:00,285 --> 00:07:01,441 And in there, 167 00:07:01,893 --> 00:07:04,907 he said cultures tend to swing between one of two perspectives: 168 00:07:04,931 --> 00:07:08,151 on the one hand, we have an Apollonian perspective, 169 00:07:08,175 --> 00:07:11,954 which is very crisp and premeditated and intellectualized 170 00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:13,674 and perfect. 171 00:07:14,681 --> 00:07:17,893 On the other end of the spectrum, we have a Dionysian perspective, 172 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,300 which is more given to the passions and intuition, 173 00:07:20,324 --> 00:07:23,103 tolerant of organic texture and human gesture. 174 00:07:23,127 --> 00:07:28,446 So the way the Apollonian personality takes a picture or hangs a picture is, 175 00:07:28,470 --> 00:07:30,346 they'll get out a transit 176 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,022 and a laser level 177 00:07:32,046 --> 00:07:33,216 and a micrometer. 178 00:07:33,750 --> 00:07:36,020 "OK, honey. A thousandth of an inch to the left. 179 00:07:36,044 --> 00:07:38,427 That's where we want the picture. Right. Perfect!" 180 00:07:38,451 --> 00:07:40,746 Predicated on plumb level, square and centered. 181 00:07:41,082 --> 00:07:44,225 The Dionysian personality takes the picture and goes: 182 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:49,996 (Laughter) 183 00:07:50,071 --> 00:07:51,349 That's the difference. 184 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,801 I feature blemish. 185 00:07:53,825 --> 00:07:55,881 I feature organic process. 186 00:07:55,905 --> 00:07:57,260 Dead center John Dewey. 187 00:07:58,416 --> 00:08:02,660 Apollonian mindset creates mountains of waste. 188 00:08:02,684 --> 00:08:04,326 If something isn't perfect, 189 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,180 if it doesn't line up with that premeditated model? 190 00:08:07,204 --> 00:08:08,355 Dumpster. 191 00:08:08,379 --> 00:08:09,643 "Oops. Scratch. Dumpster." 192 00:08:09,667 --> 00:08:12,294 "Oops" this, "oops" that. Landfill, landfill, landfill. 193 00:08:12,318 --> 00:08:14,831 The third thing is arguably... 194 00:08:14,949 --> 00:08:17,402 The Industrial Revolution started in the Renaissance 195 00:08:17,426 --> 00:08:18,680 with the rise of humanism, 196 00:08:18,704 --> 00:08:21,669 then got a little jump start along about the French Revolution. 197 00:08:21,693 --> 00:08:24,321 By the middle of the 19th century, it's in full flower. 198 00:08:24,345 --> 00:08:26,952 And we have dumaflaches and gizmos 199 00:08:26,976 --> 00:08:30,221 and contraptions that will do anything 200 00:08:30,245 --> 00:08:32,085 that we, up to that point, 201 00:08:32,109 --> 00:08:33,860 had to do by hand. 202 00:08:33,884 --> 00:08:35,958 So now we have standardized materials. 203 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:38,841 Well, trees don't grow two inches by four inches, 204 00:08:38,865 --> 00:08:40,547 eight, ten and twelve feet tall. 205 00:08:40,571 --> 00:08:41,596 (Laughter) 206 00:08:41,620 --> 00:08:43,043 We create mountains of waste. 207 00:08:43,067 --> 00:08:46,608 And they're doing a pretty good job there in the forest, 208 00:08:46,632 --> 00:08:49,124 working all the byproduct of their industry... 209 00:08:49,148 --> 00:08:51,910 With OSB and particle board and so forth and so on... 210 00:08:51,934 --> 00:08:53,729 But it does no good 211 00:08:53,753 --> 00:08:56,826 to be responsible at the point of harvest in the forest 212 00:08:56,850 --> 00:09:00,209 if consumers are wasting the harvest at the point of consumption. 213 00:09:00,233 --> 00:09:01,724 And that's what's happening. 214 00:09:02,114 --> 00:09:03,826 And so if something isn't standard, 215 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,783 "Oops, dumpster." "Oops" this. "Oops, warped." 216 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:09,036 If you buy a two-by-four and it's not straight, 217 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:10,320 you can take it back. 218 00:09:10,344 --> 00:09:12,955 "Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. We'll get you a straight one." 219 00:09:12,979 --> 00:09:16,271 Well, I feature all those warped things 220 00:09:16,295 --> 00:09:18,110 because repetition creates pattern, 221 00:09:18,134 --> 00:09:20,139 and it's from a Dionysian perspective. 222 00:09:20,163 --> 00:09:21,445 The fourth thing 223 00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:25,195 is labor is disproportionately more expensive than materials. 224 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:26,709 Well, that's just a myth. 225 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,895 And there's a story: 226 00:09:27,919 --> 00:09:31,478 Jim Tulles, one of the guys I trained... I said, "Jim, it's time now. 227 00:09:31,502 --> 00:09:34,917 I got a job for you as a foreman on a framing crew. Time for you to go." 228 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,692 "Dan, I just don't think I'm ready." 229 00:09:36,716 --> 00:09:39,682 "Jim, now it's time. You're the down... oh!" 230 00:09:39,706 --> 00:09:41,057 So we hired on. 231 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,558 And he was out there with a tape measure, going through the trash heap, 232 00:09:44,582 --> 00:09:47,682 looking for header material, or the board that goes over a door, 233 00:09:47,706 --> 00:09:50,927 thinking he'd impress his boss... That's how we taught him to do it. 234 00:09:50,951 --> 00:09:53,802 The superintendent walked up and said, "What are you doing?" 235 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:55,746 "Oh, just looking for header material," 236 00:09:55,770 --> 00:09:56,931 waiting for that kudos. 237 00:09:56,955 --> 00:10:00,413 He said, "I'm not paying you to go through the trash. Get back to work." 238 00:10:00,437 --> 00:10:02,145 And Jim had the wherewithal to say, 239 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,543 "You know, if you were paying me 300 dollars an hour, 240 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,584 I can see how you might say that. 241 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,685 But right now, I'm saving you five dollars a minute. 242 00:10:10,709 --> 00:10:12,057 Do the math." 243 00:10:12,081 --> 00:10:14,405 (Laughter) 244 00:10:14,429 --> 00:10:17,643 "Good call, Tulles. From now on, you guys hit this pile first." 245 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:20,142 And the irony is that he wasn't very good at math. 246 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:23,572 (Laughter) 247 00:10:23,596 --> 00:10:26,247 But once in a while, you get access to the control room, 248 00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:28,380 and then you can kind of mess with the dials. 249 00:10:28,404 --> 00:10:29,969 And that's what happened there. 250 00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:33,037 The fifth thing is that maybe, after 2,500 years, 251 00:10:33,061 --> 00:10:36,379 Plato is still having his way with us in his notion of perfect forms. 252 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:40,575 He said that we have in our noggin the perfect idea of what we want, 253 00:10:40,599 --> 00:10:43,576 and we force environmental resources to accommodate that. 254 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,058 So we all have in our head the perfect house, 255 00:10:46,082 --> 00:10:48,312 the American dream, which is a house, 256 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:49,923 the dream house. 257 00:10:49,947 --> 00:10:51,726 The problem is we can't afford it. 258 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,726 So we have the American dream look-alike, 259 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:55,062 which is a mobile home. 260 00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:57,376 Now there's a blight on the planet. 261 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,654 (Laughter) 262 00:10:58,678 --> 00:11:00,398 It's a chattel mortgage, 263 00:11:00,422 --> 00:11:02,399 just like furniture, just like a car. 264 00:11:02,423 --> 00:11:05,555 You write the check, and instantly, it depreciates 30 percent. 265 00:11:05,579 --> 00:11:08,786 After a year, you can't get insurance on everything you have in it, 266 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:10,081 only on 70 percent. 267 00:11:10,105 --> 00:11:11,854 Wired with 14-Gauge wire, typically. 268 00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,046 Nothing wrong with that, 269 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:15,916 unless you ask it to do what 12-Gauge wire's supposed to do, 270 00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,143 and that's what happens. 271 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:18,648 It out-gasses formaldehyde... 272 00:11:18,672 --> 00:11:22,813 So much so that there is a federal law in place 273 00:11:22,837 --> 00:11:27,401 to warn new mobile home buyers of the formaldehyde atmosphere danger. 274 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,471 Are we just being numbingly stupid? 275 00:11:29,495 --> 00:11:31,302 The walls are this thick. 276 00:11:31,326 --> 00:11:34,303 The whole thing has the structural value of corn. 277 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,210 (Laughter) 278 00:11:36,234 --> 00:11:38,806 "So... I thought Palm Harbor Village was over there." 279 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:40,868 "No, no. We had a wind last night. 280 00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:42,464 It's gone now." 281 00:11:42,488 --> 00:11:45,726 (Laughter) 282 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,151 Then when they degrade, what do you do with them? 283 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,263 Now, all that... 284 00:11:50,826 --> 00:11:53,574 That Apollonian, Platonic model... 285 00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:56,161 Is what the building industry is predicated on, 286 00:11:56,185 --> 00:11:58,861 and there are a number of things that exacerbate that. 287 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,403 One is that all the professionals, 288 00:12:01,427 --> 00:12:03,094 all the tradesmen, vendors, 289 00:12:03,118 --> 00:12:05,496 inspectors, engineers, architects 290 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,166 all think like this. 291 00:12:07,638 --> 00:12:09,844 And then it works its way back to the consumer, 292 00:12:09,868 --> 00:12:11,312 who demands the same model. 293 00:12:11,336 --> 00:12:14,155 It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. We can't get out of it. 294 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:17,047 Then here come the marketeers and the advertisers. 295 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,495 "Woo. Woo-hoo." 296 00:12:20,119 --> 00:12:22,655 We buy stuff we didn't know we needed. 297 00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:25,282 All we have to do is look at what one company did 298 00:12:25,306 --> 00:12:27,297 with carbonated prune juice. 299 00:12:27,321 --> 00:12:28,726 How disgusting. 300 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:30,542 (Laughter) 301 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:31,874 But you know what they did? 302 00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:34,974 They hooked a metaphor into it and said, "I drink Dr. Pepper ..." 303 00:12:34,998 --> 00:12:37,992 And pretty soon, we're swilling that stuff by the lake-ful, 304 00:12:38,016 --> 00:12:39,727 by the billions of gallons. 305 00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:42,888 It doesn't even have real prunes! Doesn't even keep you regular. 306 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:44,672 (Laughter) 307 00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:46,726 My oh my, that makes it worse. 308 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:49,946 And we get sucked into that faster than anything. 309 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,679 Then, a man named Jean-Paul Sartre wrote a book 310 00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:54,188 titled "Being and Nothingness." 311 00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:57,134 It's a pretty quick read. You can snap through it in maybe... 312 00:12:57,158 --> 00:12:58,222 (Laughter) 313 00:12:58,246 --> 00:12:59,398 maybe two years, 314 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:01,154 if you read eight hours a day. 315 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,063 In there, he talked about the divided self. 316 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:07,165 He said human beings act differently when they know they're alone 317 00:13:07,189 --> 00:13:09,249 than when they know somebody else is around. 318 00:13:09,273 --> 00:13:11,575 So if I'm eating spaghetti, and I know I'm alone, 319 00:13:11,599 --> 00:13:13,067 I can eat like a backhoe. 320 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:16,305 I can wipe my mouth on my sleeve, napkin on the table, 321 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,646 chew with my mouth open, make little noises, 322 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,647 scratch wherever I want. 323 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:23,531 (Laughter) 324 00:13:23,555 --> 00:13:25,002 But as soon as you walk in, 325 00:13:25,026 --> 00:13:27,504 I go, "Oops! Lil' spaghetti sauce there." 326 00:13:27,528 --> 00:13:29,381 Napkin in my lap, half-bites, 327 00:13:29,405 --> 00:13:31,638 chew with my mouth closed, no scratching. 328 00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:38,096 Now, what I'm doing is fulfilling your expectations 329 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,003 of how I should live my life. 330 00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,201 I feel that expectation, 331 00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:44,641 and so I accommodate it, 332 00:13:44,665 --> 00:13:47,911 and I'm living my life according to what you expect me to do. 333 00:13:47,935 --> 00:13:50,206 That happens in the building industry as well. 334 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,085 That's why all subdivisions look the same. 335 00:13:53,109 --> 00:13:57,824 Sometimes, we even have these formalized cultural expectations. 336 00:13:57,849 --> 00:13:59,726 I'll bet all your shoes match. 337 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,935 Sure enough, we all buy into that... 338 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,609 (Laughter) 339 00:14:03,633 --> 00:14:06,058 And with gated communities, 340 00:14:06,082 --> 00:14:08,458 we have a formalized expectation, 341 00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:10,060 with a homeowners' association. 342 00:14:10,084 --> 00:14:11,782 Sometimes those guys are Nazis, 343 00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:13,153 my oh my. 344 00:14:14,130 --> 00:14:17,106 That exacerbates and continues this model. 345 00:14:17,912 --> 00:14:19,819 The last thing is gregariousness. 346 00:14:20,608 --> 00:14:22,521 Human beings are a social species. 347 00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:25,243 We like to hang together in groups, 348 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:28,046 just like wildebeests, just like lions. 349 00:14:28,071 --> 00:14:29,727 Wildebeests don't hang with lions, 350 00:14:29,751 --> 00:14:31,401 because lions eat wildebeests. 351 00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,236 Human beings are like that. 352 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,356 We do what that group does 353 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:37,236 that we're trying to identify with. 354 00:14:37,782 --> 00:14:39,765 You see this in junior high a lot. 355 00:14:40,391 --> 00:14:44,762 Those kids, they'll work all summer long... kill themselves... 356 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:48,994 So that they can afford one pair of designer jeans. 357 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:51,276 So along about September, 358 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,277 they can stride in and go, 359 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:57,515 "I'm important today. See? Don't touch my designer jeans! 360 00:14:57,539 --> 00:15:00,376 I see you don't have designer jeans. 361 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:04,096 You're not one of the beautiful... See, I'm one of the beautiful people. 362 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,308 See my jeans?" 363 00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:07,718 Right there is reason enough to have uniforms. 364 00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:11,319 And so that happens in the building industry as well. 365 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:15,997 We have confused Maslow's hierarchy of needs, 366 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,626 just a little bit. 367 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,004 On the bottom tier, we have basic needs: 368 00:15:21,028 --> 00:15:24,562 shelter, clothing, food, water, mating and so forth. 369 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:26,924 Second: security. Third: relationships. 370 00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:29,966 Fourth: status, self-esteem... That is, vanity... 371 00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:32,588 And we're taking vanity and shoving it down here. 372 00:15:33,443 --> 00:15:34,849 And so we end up 373 00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,903 with vain decisions, 374 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,897 and we can't even afford our mortgage. 375 00:15:40,921 --> 00:15:43,675 We can't afford to eat anything except beans; 376 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:47,270 that is, our housing has become a commodity. 377 00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,572 And it takes a little bit of nerve 378 00:15:51,223 --> 00:15:53,626 to dive into those primal, 379 00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,853 terrifying parts of ourselves 380 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:58,594 and make our own decisions 381 00:15:59,102 --> 00:16:01,079 and not make our housing a commodity, 382 00:16:01,103 --> 00:16:04,626 but make it something that bubbles up from seminal sources. 383 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,427 That takes a little bit of nerve, 384 00:16:06,451 --> 00:16:09,176 and, darn it, once in a while, you fail. 385 00:16:10,073 --> 00:16:11,864 But that's okay. 386 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,068 If failure destroys you, 387 00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,322 then you can't do this. 388 00:16:16,346 --> 00:16:18,852 I fail all the time, every day, 389 00:16:18,876 --> 00:16:22,588 and I've had some whopping failures, I promise... 390 00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:26,726 Big, public, humiliating, embarrassing failures. 391 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:28,190 Everybody points and laughs, 392 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:31,310 and they say, "He tried it a fifth time, and it still didn't work! 393 00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:32,714 What a moron!" 394 00:16:32,738 --> 00:16:34,726 Early on, contractors come by and say, 395 00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,513 "Dan, you're a cute little bunny, 396 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,695 but you know, this just isn't going to work. 397 00:16:38,719 --> 00:16:41,050 What don't you do this? Why don't you do that?" 398 00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:43,580 And your instinct is to say, 399 00:16:43,604 --> 00:16:45,271 "Well, why don't you suck an egg?" 400 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,726 (Laughter) 401 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,414 But you don't say that, 402 00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:50,544 because they're the guys you're targeting. 403 00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:54,370 And so what we've done... 404 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:57,787 And this isn't just in housing; it's in clothing and food 405 00:16:57,811 --> 00:17:00,664 and our transportation needs, our energy... 406 00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:03,263 We sprawl just a little bit. 407 00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,726 And when I get a little bit of press, 408 00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,710 I hear from people all over the world. 409 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:11,877 And we may have invented excess, 410 00:17:11,902 --> 00:17:15,319 but the problem of waste is worldwide. 411 00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:19,361 We're in trouble. 412 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:22,439 And I don't wear ammo belts crisscrossing my chest 413 00:17:22,463 --> 00:17:23,833 and a red bandana. 414 00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:26,194 But we're clearly in trouble. 415 00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:30,726 And what we need to do is reconnect 416 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,387 with those really primal parts of ourselves 417 00:17:34,411 --> 00:17:36,457 and make some decisions and say, 418 00:17:36,481 --> 00:17:41,210 "You know, I think I would like to put CDs across the wall there. 419 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,598 What do you think, honey?" 420 00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:44,906 If it doesn't work, take it down. 421 00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:49,035 What we need to do is reconnect with who we really are, 422 00:17:49,662 --> 00:17:51,638 and that's thrilling indeed. 423 00:17:52,683 --> 00:17:53,866 Thank you very much. 424 00:17:53,890 --> 00:17:57,750 (Applause)