-When it comes to fights
between neighbors,

the pettiest argument can turn
into a serious confrontation.

-I don't give a [bleep]
I'll kick your ass.

-He said --
-I will kick your ass,

and don't push me!
-Hit me.

-I'm not gonna hit you,
'cause I know

where I'm going if I hit you.

-These neighbors are heated
with one another

after the taller
one allegedly stole,

of all things,
his neighbor's Pop-Tarts.

-Push me again,
I will hit you, man.

-Their group of buddies
from around the neighborhood

are recording the entire clash.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

-Oh. Ooh, watch out!

-Suddenly, the verbal threats
take a physical turn.

♪♪

-What'd I tell you?
I knew it was gonna happen!

-Despite their difference
in size,

the smaller neighbor
isn't backing down.

In fact,
he may even have the upper hand.

-He beatin' your ass!

Dang, he's beatin' the [bleep]
out of you!

He's beating your [bleep] ass!

-The two go to the ground,
where the taller one's size

is much less of an advantage.

They get back to their feet.

-Put that [bleep] down.
Quit being a bitch.

-The taller one swings his keys
wildly at his neighbor,

but the original Pop-Tart owner
shows no signs of backing down,

bringing the fight back
to the ground...

...and punching his foe
in the temple.

♪♪

-Ooh! Ooh! Damn!

-The two separate
to catch their breath

while the neighborhood watches
on and roasts their buddy

for fighting dirty
by using his keys.

-No, you broke them bitches off.

[Bleep]
That was [bleep]-ass move.

I can't give you props
for that one.

Hit nobody with your keys.

-And with the fight over,

the neighbors are able
to talk a bit

about what led to the scuffle.

-What happened?

-Hey, hey, hey.

-The neighbors go
their separate ways

and don't confront
each other again.

This man proves that
if you mess with his food,

it's not about the size
of the neighbor in the fight.

It's about the size
of the fight in the neighbor.

-Ooh! Damn!