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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.07,0:00:04.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-When it comes to fights\Nbetween neighbors,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.57,0:00:08.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the pettiest argument can turn\Ninto a serious confrontation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.47,0:00:11.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't give a [bleep]\NI'll kick your ass.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.38,0:00:13.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He said --\N-I will kick your ass,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.45,0:00:14.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and don't push me!\N-Hit me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.88,0:00:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I'm not gonna hit you,\N'cause I know
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.02,0:00:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where I'm going if I hit you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.38,0:00:19.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-These neighbors are heated\Nwith one another
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.65,0:00:21.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,after the taller\None allegedly stole,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.79,0:00:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of all things,\Nhis neighbor's Pop-Tarts.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.32,0:00:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Push me again,\NI will hit you, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.16,0:00:28.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Their group of buddies\Nfrom around the neighborhood
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.29,0:00:30.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are recording the entire clash.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.40,0:00:32.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ Indistinct conversation ]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.83,0:00:35.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh. Ooh, watch out!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.57,0:00:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Suddenly, the verbal threats\Ntake a physical turn.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.00,0:00:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.54,0:00:47.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What'd I tell you?\NI knew it was gonna happen!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.21,0:00:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Despite their difference\Nin size,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.98,0:00:51.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the smaller neighbor\Nisn't backing down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.75,0:00:55.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In fact,\Nhe may even have the upper hand.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.35,0:00:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-He beatin' your ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.52,0:01:00.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dang, he's beatin' the [bleep]\Nout of you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.23,0:01:01.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's beating your [bleep] ass!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.86,0:01:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The two go to the ground,\Nwhere the taller one's size
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.80,0:01:07.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is much less of an advantage.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.50,0:01:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They get back to their feet.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.37,0:01:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Put that [bleep] down.\NQuit being a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.54,0:01:15.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The taller one swings his keys\Nwildly at his neighbor,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.88,0:01:19.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but the original Pop-Tart owner\Nshows no signs of backing down,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.48,0:01:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bringing the fight back\Nto the ground...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.58,0:01:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and punching his foe\Nin the temple.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.78,0:01:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪♪
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.22,0:01:31.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh! Ooh! Damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.19,0:01:33.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The two separate\Nto catch their breath
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.13,0:01:35.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while the neighborhood watches\Non and roasts their buddy
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.80,0:01:38.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for fighting dirty\Nby using his keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.90,0:01:42.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-No, you broke them bitches off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.17,0:01:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Bleep]\NThat was [bleep]-ass move.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.00,0:01:45.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't give you props\Nfor that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.84,0:01:47.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit nobody with your keys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.51,0:01:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-And with the fight over,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.77,0:01:50.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the neighbors are able\Nto talk a bit
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.31,0:01:52.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about what led to the scuffle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.48,0:01:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-What happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.71,0:01:56.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, hey, hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.75,0:01:58.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-The neighbors go\Ntheir separate ways
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.38,0:02:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and don't confront\Neach other again.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.02,0:02:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This man proves that\Nif you mess with his food,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.52,0:02:05.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not about the size\Nof the neighbor in the fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.89,0:02:08.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's about the size\Nof the fight in the neighbor.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.46,0:02:09.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Ooh! Damn!