-When it comes to fights between neighbors,
the pettiest argument can turn into a serious confrontation.
-I don't give a [bleep] I'll kick your ass.
-He said -- -I will kick your ass,
and don't push me! -Hit me.
-I'm not gonna hit you, 'cause I know
where I'm going if I hit you.
-These neighbors are heated with one another
after the taller one allegedly stole,
of all things, his neighbor's Pop-Tarts.
-Push me again, I will hit you, man.
-Their group of buddies from around the neighborhood
are recording the entire clash.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
-Oh. Ooh, watch out!
-Suddenly, the verbal threats take a physical turn.
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-What'd I tell you? I knew it was gonna happen!
-Despite their difference in size,
the smaller neighbor isn't backing down.
In fact, he may even have the upper hand.
-He beatin' your ass!
Dang, he's beatin' the [bleep] out of you!
He's beating your [bleep] ass!
-The two go to the ground, where the taller one's size
is much less of an advantage.
They get back to their feet.
-Put that [bleep] down. Quit being a bitch.
-The taller one swings his keys wildly at his neighbor,
but the original Pop-Tart owner shows no signs of backing down,
bringing the fight back to the ground...
...and punching his foe in the temple.
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-Ooh! Ooh! Damn!
-The two separate to catch their breath
while the neighborhood watches on and roasts their buddy
for fighting dirty by using his keys.
-No, you broke them bitches off.
[Bleep] That was [bleep]-ass move.
I can't give you props for that one.
Hit nobody with your keys.
-And with the fight over,
the neighbors are able to talk a bit
about what led to the scuffle.
-What happened?
-Hey, hey, hey.
-The neighbors go their separate ways
and don't confront each other again.
This man proves that if you mess with his food,
it's not about the size of the neighbor in the fight.
It's about the size of the fight in the neighbor.
-Ooh! Damn!