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-When it comes to fights
between neighbors,

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the pettiest argument can turn
into a serious confrontation.

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-I don't give a [bleep]
I'll kick your ass.

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-He said --
-I will kick your ass,

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and don't push me!
-Hit me.

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-I'm not gonna hit you,
'cause I know

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where I'm going if I hit you.

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-These neighbors are heated
with one another

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after the taller
one allegedly stole,

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of all things,
his neighbor's Pop-Tarts.

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-Push me again,
I will hit you, man.

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-Their group of buddies
from around the neighborhood

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are recording the entire clash.

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[ Indistinct conversation ]

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-Oh. Ooh, watch out!

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-Suddenly, the verbal threats
take a physical turn.

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♪♪

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-What'd I tell you?
I knew it was gonna happen!

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-Despite their difference
in size,

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the smaller neighbor
isn't backing down.

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In fact,
he may even have the upper hand.

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-He beatin' your ass!

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Dang, he's beatin' the [bleep]
out of you!

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He's beating your [bleep] ass!

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-The two go to the ground,
where the taller one's size

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is much less of an advantage.

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They get back to their feet.

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-Put that [bleep] down.
Quit being a bitch.

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-The taller one swings his keys
wildly at his neighbor,

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but the original Pop-Tart owner
shows no signs of backing down,

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bringing the fight back
to the ground...

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...and punching his foe
in the temple.

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♪♪

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-Ooh! Ooh! Damn!

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-The two separate
to catch their breath

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while the neighborhood watches
on and roasts their buddy

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for fighting dirty
by using his keys.

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-No, you broke them bitches off.

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[Bleep]
That was [bleep]-ass move.

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I can't give you props
for that one.

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Hit nobody with your keys.

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-And with the fight over,

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the neighbors are able
to talk a bit

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about what led to the scuffle.

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-What happened?

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-Hey, hey, hey.

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-The neighbors go
their separate ways

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and don't confront
each other again.

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This man proves that
if you mess with his food,

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it's not about the size
of the neighbor in the fight.

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It's about the size
of the fight in the neighbor.

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-Ooh! Damn!