I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

no handlebars,

no handlebars.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

no handlebars,

no handlebars.

Look at me look at me

hands in the air like it's good to be alive and I'm a famous rapper

even when the paths are all crookedy.

I could show you how to do-si-do.

I could show you how to scratch a record.

I could take apart the remote control, and I could almost put it back together.

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem.

I could tell you about Leif Ericson.

I know all the words to "De Colores"

and "I'm Proud to be an American."

Me and my friend saw a Platypus.

Me and my friend made a comic book,

and guess how long it took; I can do anything that I want cause look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome,

no metronome,

no metronome.

And I can see your face on the telephone,

on the telephone,

on the telephone.

Look at me, look at me,

just called to say that it's good to be

alive in such a small world.

I'm all curled up with a book to read.

I can make money open up a thrift store.

I can make a living off a magazine.

I can design an engine 64 miles to the gallon of gasoline.

I could make new antibiotics.

I could make computers survive aquatic conditions.

I know how to run the business,

and I can make you wanna buy a product.

Movers, shakers, and producers,

me and my friends understand the future.

I see the strings that control the system.

I could do anything with no resistance.

Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone,

with a microphone,

with a microphone.

And I can split the atom of a molecule,

of a molecule,

of a molecule!

Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't STOP!

And I feel so good to be alive and ON TOP!

My reach is global,

my tower secure.

my cause is noble,

my power is pure.

I can hand out a million vaccinations

or let 'em all die in exasperation.

Have 'em all healed of their lacerations.

Have 'em all killed by assassination.

I could make anybody go to prison

just because I don't like them,

and I could do anything with no permission.

I have it all under my command because

I can guide a missile by satellite,

by satellite,

by satellite!

And I can hit a target through a telescope,

through a telescope,

through a telescope.

And I can end the planet in a holocaust!

In a holocaust!

In a holocaust!

In a holocaust!

In a holocaust!

In a holocaaauuuuust!

I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

no handlebars,

no handlebars.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

no handlebars,

no handlebars....

:)