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Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.27,0:00:16.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.07,0:00:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.90,0:00:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.84,0:00:23.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.64,0:00:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.33,0:00:26.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.63,0:00:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me look at me
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.41,0:00:32.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hands in the air like it's good to be alive and I'm a famous rapper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.54,0:00:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even when the paths are all crookedy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.37,0:00:36.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could show you how to do-si-do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.17,0:00:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could show you how to scratch a record.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.97,0:00:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could take apart the remote control, and I could almost put it back together.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.23,0:00:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can tie a knot in a cherry stem.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.80,0:00:44.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could tell you about Leif Ericson.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.53,0:00:46.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know all the words to "De Colores"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.37,0:00:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and "I'm Proud to be an American."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.93,0:00:49.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and my friend saw a Platypus.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.43,0:00:51.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me and my friend made a comic book,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.23,0:00:54.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and guess how long it took; I can do anything that I want cause look:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.90,0:00:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can keep rhythm with no metronome,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.61,0:00:59.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no metronome,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.45,0:01:01.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no metronome.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.34,0:01:04.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can see your face on the telephone,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.36,0:01:06.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the telephone,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.23,0:01:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the telephone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.10,0:01:10.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me, look at me,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.09,0:01:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just called to say that it's good to be
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.50,0:01:13.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,alive in such a small world.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.40,0:01:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm all curled up with a book to read.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.87,0:01:16.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can make money open up a thrift store.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.77,0:01:18.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can make a living off a magazine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.20,0:01:21.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can design an engine 64 miles to the gallon of gasoline.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.77,0:01:23.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could make new antibiotics.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.60,0:01:25.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could make computers survive aquatic conditions.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.74,0:01:26.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how to run the business,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.93,0:01:28.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I can make you wanna buy a product.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.70,0:01:30.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Movers, shakers, and producers,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.30,0:01:31.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,me and my friends understand the future.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.88,0:01:33.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see the strings that control the system.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.57,0:01:35.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could do anything with no resistance.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.20,0:01:38.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.37,0:01:39.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a microphone,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.13,0:01:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a microphone.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.94,0:01:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can split the atom of a molecule,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.07,0:01:46.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a molecule,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.77,0:01:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of a molecule!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.90,0:02:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't STOP!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.42,0:02:22.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I feel so good to be alive and ON TOP!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.51,0:02:24.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My reach is global,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.30,0:02:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my tower secure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.95,0:02:27.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my cause is noble,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.53,0:02:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my power is pure.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.35,0:02:31.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can hand out a million vaccinations
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.10,0:02:32.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or let 'em all die in exasperation.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.70,0:02:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have 'em all healed of their lacerations.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.38,0:02:36.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have 'em all killed by assassination.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.15,0:02:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I could make anybody go to prison
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.88,0:02:39.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just because I don't like them,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.30,0:02:41.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I could do anything with no permission.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.21,0:02:42.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have it all under my command because
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.67,0:02:45.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can guide a missile by satellite,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.02,0:02:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by satellite,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.71,0:02:49.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by satellite!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.62,0:02:52.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can hit a target through a telescope,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.69,0:02:54.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through a telescope,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.38,0:02:56.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through a telescope.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.36,0:02:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I can end the planet in a holocaust!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.43,0:03:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a holocaust!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.21,0:03:02.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a holocaust!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.01,0:03:04.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a holocaust!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.63,0:03:06.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a holocaust!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.37,0:03:09.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In a holocaaauuuuust!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.02,0:03:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.19,0:03:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.88,0:03:16.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.92,0:03:19.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can ride my bike with no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.77,0:03:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.77,0:03:23.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,no handlebars....
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.40,0:03:26.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,:)