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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

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no handlebars,

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no handlebars.

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

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no handlebars,

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no handlebars.

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Look at me look at me

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hands in the air like it's good to be alive and I'm a famous rapper

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even when the paths are all crookedy.

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I could show you how to do-si-do.

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I could show you how to scratch a record.

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I could take apart the remote control, and I could almost put it back together.

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I can tie a knot in a cherry stem.

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I could tell you about Leif Ericson.

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I know all the words to "De Colores"

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and "I'm Proud to be an American."

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Me and my friend saw a Platypus.

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Me and my friend made a comic book,

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and guess how long it took; I can do anything that I want cause look:

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I can keep rhythm with no metronome,

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no metronome,

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no metronome.

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And I can see your face on the telephone,

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on the telephone,

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on the telephone.

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Look at me, look at me,

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just called to say that it's good to be

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alive in such a small world.

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I'm all curled up with a book to read.

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I can make money open up a thrift store.

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I can make a living off a magazine.

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I can design an engine 64 miles to the gallon of gasoline.

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I could make new antibiotics.

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I could make computers survive aquatic conditions.

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I know how to run the business,

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and I can make you wanna buy a product.

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Movers, shakers, and producers,

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me and my friends understand the future.

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I see the strings that control the system.

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I could do anything with no resistance.

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Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone,

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with a microphone,

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with a microphone.

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And I can split the atom of a molecule,

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of a molecule,

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of a molecule!

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Look at me, look at me, driving and I won't STOP!

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And I feel so good to be alive and ON TOP!

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My reach is global,

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my tower secure.

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my cause is noble,

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my power is pure.

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I can hand out a million vaccinations

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or let 'em all die in exasperation.

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Have 'em all healed of their lacerations.

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Have 'em all killed by assassination.

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I could make anybody go to prison

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just because I don't like them,

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and I could do anything with no permission.

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I have it all under my command because

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I can guide a missile by satellite,

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by satellite,

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by satellite!

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And I can hit a target through a telescope,

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through a telescope,

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through a telescope.

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And I can end the planet in a holocaust!

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In a holocaust!

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In a holocaust!

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In a holocaust!

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In a holocaust!

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In a holocaaauuuuust!

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

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no handlebars,

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no handlebars.

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I can ride my bike with no handlebars,

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no handlebars,

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no handlebars....

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:)