[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.50,0:00:05.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rachel, in the wake of the Weinstein scandal and the #me too campaign, Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.01,0:00:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe you wanted to pick up on the confusion surrounding what actually constitutes sexual harrassment. Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.70,0:00:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe you wanted to pick up on the confusion surrounding what actually constitutes sexual harrassment. Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.32,0:00:10.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I believe you wanted to pick up on the confusion surrounding what actually constitutes sexual harrassment. Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.86,0:00:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's right Nish. Or should I say: stop sexually harrassing me, Nish! Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.24,0:00:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's right Nish. Or should I say: stop sexually harrassing me, Nish! Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.34,0:00:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because even talking to a woman is now completely off limits. Isn't that right Nish? Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.38,0:00:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because even talking to a woman is now completely off limits. Isn't that right Nish? Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.50,0:00:30.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No, it's not Nish, but it's fun to pretend to be confused about that, isn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.22,0:00:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the light of recent revelations many men are feeling very worried about their own behaviour Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.76,0:00:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the light of recent revelations many men are feeling very worried about their own behaviour Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.72,0:00:43.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and feeling a little bit threatened as well which makes me so sad. Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.80,0:00:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Well done, feminism.' says Martin in The Telegraph. 'Now men are afraid to help women at work' Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.82,0:00:49.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Well done, feminism.' says Martin in The Telefgraph. 'Now men are afraid to help women at work' Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.34,0:00:54.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well Nish, as ever The Daily Mail provides a very good barometer of the British public, Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.74,0:00:56.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with this headline which actually happened: Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.70,0:00:59.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Is hugging still okay?' In the wake of the Weinstein sexual assault accusations, men ask: Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.30,0:01:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Is hugging still okay?' In the wake of the Weinstein sexual assault accusations, men ask: Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.30,0:01:06.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What is acceptable to women and society now?' Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.34,0:01:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sociologist Carol-Ann Peterson says in the article: 'Men do need to recognize that a sudden arm round the shoulder Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.74,0:01:13.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a pat on the butt isn't the innocuous gesture some might have thought.' Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.68,0:01:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a pat on the butt isn't the innocuous gesture some might have thought.' Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.30,0:01:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a pat on the butt isn't the innocuous gesture some might have thought.' Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.14,0:01:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh Nish, it's an absolute minefield! What could possibly be wrong with spanking a colleague? Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.64,0:01:24.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or the prospect of a sudden arm grabbing you from the shadows? Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.44,0:01:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or the prospect of a sudden arm grabbing you from the shadows? Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.38,0:01:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hang on. Are these real headlines? Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.60,0:01:32.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're real Nish. They're genuine headlines. Welcome to the world. Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.42,0:01:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're real Nish. They're genuine headlines. Welcome to the world. Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.40,0:01:38.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nish, if you would. Please come and join me and let's see if we together can sort this mess out. Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.46,0:01:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nish, if you would. Please come and join me and let's see if we together can sort this mess out. Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.40,0:01:44.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's absolutely impossible to see where the line is, Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.28,0:01:46.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I've come up with a series of visual aids to help you at home through this difficult time. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.08,0:01:48.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I've come up with a series of visual aids to help you at home through this difficult time. Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.26,0:01:52.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, the first one. The biggest question is: 'What is sexual harassment?' Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.10,0:01:54.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Well, let me first say. Very nice use of the Comic Sans font there, Rachel. Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.94,0:01:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Well, let me first say. Very nice use of the Comic Sans font there, Rachel. Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.56,0:02:00.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Nisham. If you're laughing, you're learning. Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.34,0:02:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's start at the start. Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.74,0:02:08.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, first thing's first. 'Can I complement a woman?' Yes! Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.82,0:02:11.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can say something like: 'Hello, you look well!'. That's fine. Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.74,0:02:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you can't holler: 'Nice whaps!' from a car. Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.22,0:02:20.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not anymore. Sorry, Nish. Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.20,0:02:22.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, what do you mean: 'Sorry Nish'? Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.04,0:02:25.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Allright be the good old days" Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.40,0:02:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Is it okay to give a woman flowers? Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.48,0:02:33.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Yes! You're right Nish, Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.42,0:02:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as long as you don't put your penis in there. Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.58,0:02:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's tricky, isn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.32,0:02:46.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it okay to give a cheery hello to a lady? Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.62,0:02:48.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Of course it is. Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.42,0:02:56.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not if you're hiding under her bed. Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.88,0:03:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not according to the PC brigade.\N(political correctness) Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.14,0:03:02.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, Nish. Take a look at the screen. Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.30,0:03:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd like you to tell me Nish: do you think, in your view, that is this sexual harassment? Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.58,0:03:07.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I'd like you to tell me Nish: do you think, in your view, that is this sexual harassment? Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.30,0:03:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Hi Jan, can I borrow your stapler?'\NEh, No! Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.50,0:03:15.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He has got an erection, Nish. Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.08,0:03:21.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Having reviewed this picture and the angle he is standing at, Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.48,0:03:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I now see that I was naive to think he was not fully erect. Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.10,0:03:25.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I now see that I was naive to think he was not fully erect. Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.36,0:03:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very good Nish. Although, Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.88,0:03:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in truth it's impossible to tell, his arm is directly in the way. Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.24,0:03:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in truth it's impossible to tell, his arm is directly in the way. Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.10,0:03:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ehm, let's assume that this one is fine. But what about this one, Nish? Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.90,0:03:40.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Jan, please come to the server room and wank me off.' Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.36,0:03:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to say that's a definite 'not okay'. Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.94,0:03:46.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to say that's a definite 'not okay'. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.84,0:03:48.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, Nish. You got one right. Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.24,0:03:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Nish... Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.74,0:03:56.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to do now some harassment role play with you. Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.74,0:03:57.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I'm immediately uncomfortable. Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.94,0:04:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I'm immediately uncomfortable. Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.32,0:04:03.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nish, don't worry. You're a non-threatening beta male, whose absolutely tailor-made for the friend zone. Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.76,0:04:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nish, don't worry. You're a non-threatening beta male, whose absolutely tailor-made for the friend zone. Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.04,0:04:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, Nish. Imagine we're in a normal pub situation Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.18,0:04:19.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we're friends like we are, in a way. Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.26,0:04:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How would you great me normally in a pub? Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.92,0:04:24.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we were friends so I would just give you a hug.\NExactly, so give me a hug now. Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.74,0:04:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we were friends so I would just give you a hug.\NExactly, so give me a hug now. Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.76,0:04:26.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, we were friends so I would just give you a hug.\NExactly, so give me a hug now. Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.00,0:04:30.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now hold that for a little bit too long Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.50,0:04:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you know what that feels like, Nish. Does that feel right or wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.30,0:04:37.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's feeling more and more wrong by the second. Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.32,0:04:39.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's right Nish. If it feels wrong, it is wrong. Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.90,0:04:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, that's right Nish. If it feels wrong, it is wrong. Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.60,0:04:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes a simple greeting like a hug can be harassment if one of the participants Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.24,0:04:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is obviously using it for their own weird gratification. Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.74,0:04:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hugging is absolutely fine, Nish. But is blood suddenly moving to the groin area? Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.80,0:04:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hugging is absolutely fine, Nish. But is blood suddenly moving to the groin area? Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.74,0:04:59.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it is then it's a bad hug. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.76,0:05:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And is it Nish? Is it? Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.78,0:05:04.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh, no. There's no blood flowing anywhere.\NOkay, wonderful! Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.06,0:05:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you for your help. Thank you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.44,0:05:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Don't look at the script, Nish".\N"It'll be fine, Nish". Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.78,0:05:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"You'll be able to wing it on the night". Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.12,0:05:25.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Of course we wouldn't do anything to make you feel uncomfortable". Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.26,0:05:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to womanhood. Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.44,0:05:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I'm afraid that life is going to get harder now that Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.96,0:05:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we're not allowed to sexually harass anyone, of course it is. Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.22,0:05:45.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, if you do stick to my handy guide we will Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.30,0:05:46.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manage to walk that terribly fine line between being a decent person Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.70,0:05:49.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,manage to walk that terribly fine line between being a decent person Dialogue: 0,0:05:49.38,0:05:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and a complete wanker. Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.20,0:05:52.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good luck to you. Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.47,0:05:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ladies and gentlemen: Rachel Parris.