Bezzies 2.0 Trent Alexander-Arnold & Curtis Jones | 'I'd love to go back in time'

Screen time.

My screen time's about five hours.

Mine's seven.

Listen, though...

To be fair though,
you have had loads as well.

All the glory for yourself.

I like the past!

What's going on, everyone?

Bezzies is back,
but this time it's a little bit different,

we've got a bit of competition going on.

We're gonna get the lads
doing a series of challenges

to see how well our Scousers know
each other and their teammates.

Are yous up for it?

Before we get into it -
what is your relationship like?

What was your first memory of Trent, Curtis?

Because obviously
he got into the first team a little...

I'll not even lie, I remember one time
I trained up there with them,

Trent's always being competitive,
he loves to win,

he always wants to be a winner.

I remember it was raining bad and he
was shooting, and his shooting was off,

and he smashed the ball...

Fuming.

I used to be a little brat.

You were proper fuming and that.

That's your first memory of him?

What's your first memory of Curtis then,
when he started training with the first team?

Don't tell me it's the meg
when I first came up?

It half was, you know.

Go on, what was it?

I just remember him being, like, cheeky,
but not in a bad way,

he's that kind of player where
he tries things, confident in himself.

First day doing stepovers and all that?

Yeah, just expressing himself, and I
always respected that, to be honest.

Love that.
So yous are practically bezzies, then?

Bad experience at first,
but look at yous now.

First round, it's Trent or Curtis?

So if you were proper bezzies,
you'd be able to agree on a blind test.

So I'm gonna ask a few questions
and let's see if you're on the same page.

You've got your paddles. OK, first one...

There's no way.
Lad, there's no way.

Screen time.

Em, my screen time's about five hours.

- Yeah?
- What's yours?

Mine's seven.

Listen though, that's because I've had
nothing else to do because of the eye.

Yous failed that first question, lads.
You're not bezzies.

Such a touchy subject, I love it!

I know. I don't try though, that's the thing.

- It depends what the situation is.
- Every day, rocking up.

Every day, I'd say him.

Cos I'll find anything in
the wardrobe and throw it on.

Giving it to himself!

Fair enough.
That was nice of you.

Is he smart, yeah?

Clever boy. Love it.

Definitely not ringing me!

Yeah, they're in trouble cos of me.

Oh, that Everton one?

The Everton one was a banger.

I'm gonna say me.

I'm gonna say you, only cos
it was against Everton though.

Yeah, but, lad, you've got to
give me it for the finish as well.

Yeah, no, I'll give you the finish but I think...

To be fair though,
you have had loads as well.

I know. Had a few free kicks
and that, haven't I?

I love that, lads, that is proper bezzies,

you're taking it for yourself
but you're still... Love that.

Swear down it's not you!

Have you got one for us now?

What, a TikTok dance?
No, no, no...

Just do one move, just there.

So you've not done one yet?
You have, haven't you?

You have!

Might go heavy on me from now on.

Here we go, last one.

I'm saying Trent, 100 per cent. I would say
that anyway, in the whole team.

Mm. On my right foot though, everything
keeps dropping to my left at the minute, lad!

- It's doing my head in.
- I'm saying that anyway.

I love it. Well, that round's over.

Next round is Who Am I?

So that first round was to see
how well yous know each other,

this is how well
you know your teammates.

We've got three clues about each one,
fastest on the buzzers,

and keep an eye out, because
you might be in this yourselves.

First one...

I started my career at Fluminense.

I had one league appearance for Real Madrid.

Ah! Yeah.

Fab.

It is, one point for you.

When the Real clue came, wasn't it?

My middle name is Andre.

I've played at two World Cups for my country,
even scoring against Brazil.

No? Another clue?

I'm the second Liverpool player
who's come from Cameroon.

Him again on the buzzer - is yours working?!

- Joel?
- Yes!

Manlike Andre!

Yeah, it's his new name, innit?

Manlike Andre...

Oh, no, are you gonna go
into training and call him Andre?

Yeah, walk into the changies
and say, "What's up, Andre?"

Is his middle name Andre?

Apparently so, yeah.

I've played a chess match against
grandmaster Magnus Carlsen.

That's me.

There you go, it is you!

Why are you playing chess, lad?

Who won?

Yeah, I'm the best ever.

Did you get a sniff?

Didn't get a sniff.

You take a few of his little things out?

Nothing?

I share my birthday with
Liverpool legend Ian Callaghan.

I scored the fastest Premier League hat-trick.

- Sadio.
- There we go, he's back in it.

How did you get that?

Fastest hat-trick, bro, come on,
you know that's Sadio.

Next one. This is a good first clue.

I've played for five clubs
in the Premier League.

Ohh!

I'm gonna put that out to the audience,
because that was actually so close.

Rock, paper, scissors!

Rock, paper, scissors, go on.

See who gets the answer first.

Oh!

- Is it Millie?
- It is.

- That was your idea as well.
- I know...

I was named PFA Players' Player of the Year
in 2019.

You just hit that without knowing?

PFA...

Oh, he's taking way too long.

Virgil?

It was, yeah.

I was gonna say Hendo, but he was
Football Writers', wasn't he?

Aww, yous know everyone's awards.

That's cute.

Alright, here we go.

I'm Liverpool's youngest ever captain at 19.

Yeah, the kid!

Last one.

I was Swiss Player of the Year.

What are you doing, you, lad?

He's not even here no more, is he?
I was gonna say Shaq!

No, it wasn't.

I was Swiss Player of the Year in 2013,

my boots were on display
in The British Museum

and I scored 44 goals
in my debut season for the club.

- What's the answer, Trent?
- Mo Salah!

Mo Salah, Mo Salah.

When I heard Swiss
I knew it was Mo as well.

He played for Basel, didn't he?

Of course, yeah.

Now it really matters. The final round.

We're going to OG Bezzies,

which means you'll be answering
questions about each other,

you've already given us
the answers before we started.

Alright, Curtis, you're up first.

Three good goals there.

The first one's always a good one.

But the other two are bangers.

Are you gonna go against
what your first thought was?

Nah, I'm gonna go with Hoffenheim.

What is it?

Yeah, it's Hoffenheim.

He got it, he got it.

Alright, Trent, pressure's on.

Was his Champions League debut
that Ajax game?

Nah.

Cos I know it's not that!

Erm...

Everton goal...

I'd say the goal against Everton.

What is it?

- Yeah.
- It's the goal against Everton.

Yous do know each other very well.

1-0 win too, sick.

Banger of a goal as well, weren't it?

Right, here we go, Curtis.

Oh, that's a tough one, because
I know he can play basketball.

I know he's good at basketball.

But I've seen him watching F1.

I'm gonna say F1.

What is it, Trent?

Yeah, it's F1.

Swear down?

Would you like it, yeah?

Yeah!

Are you not scared?

Of what?

Crashing.

I'm in a team sport now,
try something different.

Yeah, you can blame
someone else if it goes wrong.

All the glory for yourself.

Curtis...

Can't be saying you
wanna live 100 years back.

He might like the fashion sense.

That a bit of you?

He's one of the clever ones,
he probably knows his history.

Erm...

It's a very good question,
I've never heard this question.

I'm gonna say now, just because
how well he's doing, know what I mean?

That's a good answer,
I'd probably say the same,

but, Trent, what's the answer?

I said past.

You are... Nah!

Why did you say the past?!

I like the past!

- I like it.
- 100 years?

Yeah, like 1920s.

What was going on then?

1920s, like the Prohibition and that?

He is smart, isn't he?

He's mad smart, see...

1920s New York? Aww...

So it's not 1920s Liverpool,
1920s New York?

It's the same with Liverpool,
the docks and that.

Sick.

My good fashion sense in the...

What would you have chose?

Erm...

I'd probably say either now, or the future.

So not the past.

No, I'm not going them ways.

Alright, Trent, back to you.

Ohh!

That's a good question, that.

Wow.

I know he loves basketball, but he's
just said he wouldn't go to the past.

Oh, no, he likes Money Heist as well, I think.

I'm gonna say Power.

How's he managed that?

It's Power!

Wow. He knows you very well.

Lads, that's the end of that round.

That's a good question, you know.

How do you think your bezzies status is?
Cos I think it's very good.

Yeah, we know a lot about each other.

Have you learned anything today?

Yeah, I have - that he would
prefer to be in the past than now.

Have you learnt anything about Curtis, Trent?

I got most of them right, to be honest.

I got all of them right, didn't I?

Alright, lads, thanks for that.

I think yous are bezzies. Nice one.