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(Agent) Okay, cut!
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Luckiest agent in the world right here.
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Great scene, Johnny!
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I am Tonto.
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Okay, you know what,
let's do lunch.
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So look, I know you told me you're part
Native American and all that good stuff,
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but this whole thing, it's starting
to rub people the wrong way.
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How?
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How like you're asking me how or
how like you're saying hello?
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Asking.
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Okay, you know what? It's over the top.
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Ha ha. White man make Tonto laugh
like he smoking peace pipe.
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That's a little bit offensive.
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Stay here. Tonto will return.
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...What?
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Made trap.
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You... made a trap.
Okay.
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Okay, yeah.
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Okay, yeah. The ASPCA is
gonna have my ass for this.
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This... this is bad.
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You're right. Not good.
Animal not valuable.
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Mr. Depp, your son is on the line for you.
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What manner of beetle is this?
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(Son) Dad, are you there?
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(Depp screams)
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Speaks with voice of small boy!
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This devil jabs soul
of child in small insect.
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Woah! Woah, dude!
This is not the Wild Wild West.
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We're on a Disney lot, it's 2013!
Can somebody make sure he's okay?
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Listen, honestly, you gotta get this
through your fuckin' head.
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You're not Tonto.
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Just like you weren't, uh... fuckin'
Edward Scissorhands or Willy Wonka
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or Rango the fuckin' Lizard!
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I mean, come on, dude!
We've been through this a thousand times!
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Okay, now you're taking a shit,
that's great.
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Tonto bury five.
Leave grave for number six.
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Is he pooping?
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That's it! You know what,
I'm calling it a day.
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Okay, guys, sorry,
little production glitch.
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Payroll says they're gonna have to
delay checks by about a week. Sorry.
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Are you fucking serious!?
This is fucking bullshit!
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I shit on the floor 'cause I'm famous!
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I'm not a fucking Indian!
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I'm half-Indian! Native American!
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Shut up!
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You're all fired!
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I think this sombrero is
pretty steamed, guys. Can I stop?
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