36 STUPID FEMINIST QUESTIONS ANSWERED

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How does it feel to be

the same sex as Donald Trump?

How does it feel to be

the same sex as Sarah Palin?

How does it feel to be

the same sex as Michelle Bachman?

How does it feel to be the

same sex as anybody you disagree with?

Why does it even matter

whether or not you're the

same gender as somebody else?

I mean, I'm also the same

gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,

and the guy who introduced

chocolate to the Western world.

So what are you even getting

at with this question?

Are you trying to say Donald Trump

is bad, and Donald Trump

is a man, therefore men are bad?

Why do you hate rom-coms?

Or do you just feel like you

need to hate them?

Everybody likes The Notebook,

everybody likes Beyoncé.

It's just a fact.

Men hate romantic comedies

for the same reason you

hate video games with

over-sexualized female characters.

The men in these movies are

always willing to sacrifice

their careers, their dreams,

even their lives to win

the lead females' affection.

Now I don't have any empirical

data to back this up, but

it seems to me that

romantic comedies and

romance movies in general

cause women to have unrealistic

expectations of men and what

love should be like, and these

become the expectations

that men have to live up to,

and it's unfair.

Feminists like to bitch

about poor representation of women

in media intended for men

because they promote body issues

and shit like that

And I agree, to at least, an extent

But it's not any better for men

When we're expected to be Prince Charming,

ready and willing to sacrifice themselves

physically, mentally, and emotionally

And we're called selfish for daring to

have our own desires

or even misogynistic for daring to draw

attention to our own problems.

These movies appeal to the female fantasy

of having a night in shining armor

swear their entire existence to pleasing

them, and thus reinforce these notions

within their target audience of women

like you that you somehow deserve

to have your boyfriends and husbands

give up everything that makes them

who they are and basically dehumanize

themselves for your pleasure and

devote 100% of their time and energy

to you. The fact that some of you

watching this are scoffing at what I

just said only proves my point.

You have fooled yourself into thinking

that I'm somehow the one whose being

selfish when I object to the notion

that men should be expected to cave

into all of your demands, for the sake of

your perverted idealistic conception

of love. And I have no doubts that

some of you will accuse me of being

bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying

that, but I'm not and I will

pre-emptively characterize such an

argument as out cropping of the

very mentality that I'm talking about.

You expect all of your demands to be

catered to, and any man who is unwilling

or unable to cater to them must have

something wrong with them. Us men are

human beings with our own interests and

goals, and it's selfish for you to expect

us to give all that up for you.

But these movies condition you to expect

exactly that. And that is why we hate

romantic comedies. We don't see anything

romantic about them. What we see is the

reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable

expectations about what we should be doing

with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce.

"Why do you make women sit around and talk

about men in movies when y'all easily just

sit around and talk about boobs for hours?

One, I don't know, maybe you should be

asking that to people who rent romantic

comedies you like so much, because

those are the movies which have women

sitting around talking about men. Or,

better yet, instead of complaining about

how writers depict women in their movies,

maybe you should try being the change you

want to see and write your own damn movie.

Then you could make the female characters

sit around and talk about whatever you

want. Like how men are oppressing them, or

how men are objectifying them or how men

are such pigs, or how men spread their

legs too far apart on the subway, or how

men hate romantic comedies. There's

nothing stopping you.

Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test,

which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies

pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd

hesitate to call any of those movies

"pro-feminist."

Three, I don't know a single guy who ever

talks about boobs for hours at a time.

I think the only guys who do are medical

students learning how to conduct

mammograms. You want to know what most of

the men I know talk about? Movies, video

games, politics, religion, music, sports,

cars, boats, technology, work, guns,

hunting, places they've been to, people

they've met, and so on. The subject of

boobs actually rarely ever comes up.

Contrary to what you may have been told in

your Women's Studies class, men don't

think about sex constantly. If we did, we

would never have invented the camera

equipment you used to make this video.

Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for

hours at a time, it's feminists. You're

the ones who are always whining about

the designs of fictional characters,

complaining that fat girls' tits are too

big. And in all honesty, the only time I

ever even think about a comic book

character's tits is when I hear a feminist

bring it up. So I think maybe you're

projecting.

"Why do you automatically assume that you

won't like the TV or movies that star a

female lead?"

I don't. In fact, some of my favorite

movies and TV shows have female leads.

I don't know a single man who has ever

scoffed at the notion of watching a movie

or TV show just because it has a female

protagonist. However, I have seen

feminists scoff at anything with a male

lead.

"Why are you surprised when women are

funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!"

I'm not surprised when women are funny.

There are plenty of funny women out there.

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But I will say that, in general, women are

not as funny as men, and I think most

women won't agree with that statement.

I also think there's a reason for this.

See if you understand what humor is

and how it works, which I'm guessing

you don't because you're feminists,

then you know that the things that make

laugh often have their roots in very dark

subject matter.

To quote the amazing atheist,

"These people who are fucking offended

by rape jokes don't even understand

humor. They don't understand- They

think of humor as like a happy thing,

because humor makes us laugh and laughter

makes us happy, but a lot of the time

they don't seem to notice that what we're

actually laughing at is quite dark and

morbid. Like if you actually look at it

and examine the jokes, and look at the

exaggeration and try to figure out the

mechanics of how the joke works,

why does it work; you're gonna find that

a lot of jokes have their genesis in pain

and suffering. Because laughter is this

great transcendent tool we have, where

we can take something that- that's bitter

and difficult to comprehend or deal with,

and make it something funny.

Like if I take a joke like "How many

police officers does it take change a

light bulb?"

"None, they just beat the room for being

black." you know that joke has it's

genesis in some very serious, very dark

shit. And that joke is not making light

of the fact that people have suffered,

or it's not making light of the fact that

people, you know, marched in the Civil

Rights Movement, or- or that people are

racial discriminated against, or police

brutality. It's not making light of any

of that. What it's doing is it's taking

that pain and it's taking that dark

subject matter, and it's helping us

transcend it for a moment. And view

the absurdity of our circumstance.

Because that is what humor is supposed to

do. Humor at it's best takes the elements

of the world that are dark and horrible,

and shows you there absurdity. It shows

you the absurdity of the human condition.

and that is important."

See men are socially conditioned to not

talk openly and honestly about their

feelings, which I'll talk more about

later, and that's why we cultivate a sense

of humor. The only way we can really talk

about the things that upset us is if

we do it through the filter of comedy.

But women have the clears throat

"privilege" to not be subject to social

conditioning, and so they don't feel the

need to cultivate a sense of humor.

And that's why women, in general, aren't

as funny and men. That isn't to say that

all men are funny, or that all women are

unfunny. It's just that in general men are

funnier than women. I'm sorry but that's

how it is. Also no- I'd rather strongly

doubt that you're funnier than me.

And it's not because you're a women.

Just judging by how you look and talk,

I'm willing to bet that your sense of

humor boils down to saying something rude,

and then following it with "Just kidding".

I mean I'm not the funniest person in

the world but if you think of yourself

as the funny one, you probably lack the

objectivity to realizing that everybody

else in your circle of friends probably

thinks of you as the "annoying one".

Just kidding, actually I'm not.

"Why do you think we're obsessed with you

when we hook up?" "Nine times out of

ten, I just want you to leave too, I'm

busy, I got shit to do."

Probably because you do shit like text

us 50 times in the space of one hour, and

slash our tires when we dump you after you

accuse us of cheating because you saw our

sister's name in our call history. Also

what shit could you possibly have to do?

Pluck your eyebrows to the point

where they're so unnaturally clean around

the edges that they look like they're

drawn on? Spend your husband's money

on more frumpy sweaters? Buy a tub of

Ben & Jerry's and watch Glee? Or write

more questions for men to answer

because you're so lacking in self

awareness that you can't figure out the

answers for yourself?

"Why can't I sleep as many people as I

want to without being judged? When men do

it, they're congratulated"

Go ahead and sleep with as many

people as you want. I don't give a shit,

but once again I don't know anybody who

would. The only time I would care is if I

was dating you, because if you told me

you've been with 20 other guys before

I met you, I would naturally assume that

there was something wrong with you

if you've been in so many relationships

and have them all fail. Not to mention the

fact that your substantially more

likely to be carrying an STD. And I think

it's perfectly reasonable for a woman to

view men who have slept with a lot of

other women the same way. Also who's

congratulating men for sleeping around?

I don't see any guys walking around with

trophies for fucking everyone they've

met. It's not like having sex with easy

women is some kind of achievement.

Furthermore, I would say that most media

portrays men who do that as assholes

who should be looked at with content.

I mean -name not recognized- isn't

exactly portrayed as a model citizen.

By the way studies have found that the

majority of people who slut shame women,

are other women. Maybe you should be

directing this question at them and not

men.

"Why do you consider a woman a tease,

if she does sleep with you after three

dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you

on the first date?"

Why do you consider a man a douchebag if

he doesn't call you back three days after

he meets you, but desperate if he calls

you the next day?

"In what world does no mean yes?"

"No means no."

I don't know anybody who thinks no

means yes. Also this question seems to be

in the spirit of the feminist notion that

all men are potential rapists. Which

simply isn't true. I already talked about

this at length in my other video, "'Teach

men not to rape' is a stupid rhetoric".

Moving on.

"Why do you say that women are too

emotional to be leaders"

whispering: maybe if feminist argued

with logics instead of feelings, people

wouldn't think that.

"Then justify cat calling by saying

'men just can't control themselves'"

I've never heard a man say either, I have

hear women say both though.

"Why do you think that just because

you're nice to me, I owe you my body?"

Why do you think that just because I'm

nice to you that I want your body.

"Sometimes I've been walking down the

street, hysterically crying because my cat

was missing, and a man came up and

was like 'Hey what's up, why are you

crying? Can I talk to you?'

"But I want to continue this, so when

the guy up to you and asked you

how you were doing, did you judge his

intentions, or do you feel like-"

"I was like what the hell is wrong with

you I'm hysterically crying, holding

flyers that say missing cat."

"Wait what if he was checking how you were

doing because you were crying?"

"No he was- It was a catcall, it was like

a 'Hey pretty lady, like what's going on-"

"What if he was trying to be sweet to get

into you, like 'hey pretty lady, why are

you crying?'"

"He's not entitled to my time, honestly"

"If he had not said anything to you, then

he's a dick because he's a guy in society

who saw a girl crying and didn't do

anything."

"But it's a different- If he's saying that

to get my number, that's different that

him coming up and saying 'Whats

wrong, if I see your cat around, I'll let

you know. Like that's a different thing"

"But how is he going to know about your

cat, he saw a girl crying on the street"

"Well, it was just- I was hanging up the

flyers."

"Now I'll now if I ever see a girl crying

on the street, and she's hysterical and

she might've just lost her parents and

has nobody, I shouldn't go up to her

because she might think I'm objectify her"

"She doesn't know you. She doesn't know

you."

"But we're humans, we should care about

each other."

"Of course, of course, but I think you

have to understand what you come off

as to women. They don't know you. It's

like if a brown bear came up and said

hello to you. Like you just have to like-"

"Why would you ever send an unsolicited

dick pic?"

I wouldn't. If you didn't give out your

phone number to the types of guys you meet

in night clubs, you know the type of guys

who go to such clubs for the specific

purpose of meeting women, and who read

books about how to be a pick up artist;

maybe you wouldn't be getting dick pics

from them.

"Why do you feel like it's okay to harrass

women, or make offensive comments about

women, but when somebody does it to your

sister, it's not okay?"

Why do you feel like it's okay to make

these misandrist videos which paint all

men as sexual harassers or rapists, but

when somebody treats your son that way,

it's not okay?

"How does it feel to interrupt me when

I'm in the middle of making a point

during a meetings?"

You make it sound like the only people

who have ever interrupted you are men.

I smell confirmation bias. Hey have you

ever stopped to think that maybe people

interrupt you because they realize you're

talking shit and wasting time after only

two sentences.

"Why do you have to sit with your legs

so wide open?"

"I get that you have balls, but I don't

stand around with my arms wide open

to make room for my boobs."

Maybe that's because your boobs don't get

squished between your arms when you stand

normally with your arms down by your

sides. A man's balls are literally between

his legs, and they do get squished if he

puts his legs together. It's not exactly

an apt comparison. Furthermore, why

do you even care? I don't see you

complaining about women taking up

two seats with their bags.

"Why are women perceived as the weaker

sex? Even though we literally birth you,

like watermelons through like 'this'"

Because physical strength has nothing to

do with your ability to give birth. Women

are, generally speaking, not as physically

strong as men. The average man has about

50% greater upper body strength than the

average woman. I'm sorry but that's just

simple biology. There's also the fact

that men are by in large the one's who go

to war and fight and die to protect you.

Men are the ones who work the dangerous

jobs to make your comfortable lifestyle in

the industrialized world possible.

And historically men are also the ones

who have gone out into the unforgiving

wilderness to kill dangerous animals so

ungrateful entitled women like you could

eat. You as a woman are substantially less

likely to die during your daily activities

and you don't have to worry about being

called a deadbeat for not risking life in

a factory or field for the benefit of

others. Nor do you have to worry about

being told you don't have a real job

because you work with computers or push

pencils in a safe, clean environment.

Women work soft cushy jobs compared to

men and that's why women make only 7% of

workplace fatalities despite making up 47%

of the work force. That is why you're

perceived as the weaker sex. If you

don't want people to see you that way,

then get out of your comfortable air

conditioned studio and go work on a

craving boat on a coal mine. You're

always complaining about employment

discrimination, so go ahead, take the

dirty dangerous jobs and show us all just

how strong and tough you are. And look

I don't begrudge women for working jobs

that don't put them in danger and I will

freely admit that my job isn't

particularly dangerous; but if you're

going to sit there and act like women

are stronger than men just because you can

give birth, something which you have a

0.0002 percent chance of dying from if you

live in the United States, and that's up

from 15 years ago, then you can fuck right

off. By the way passing a kidney stone

hurts more than giving birth. Any woman

who has experienced both will tell you

that, and men get them more often so

blow me.