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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(jazzy intro)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Donald Trump?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Sarah Palin?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Michelle Bachman?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same sex as anybody you disagree with?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does it even matter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether or not you're the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same gender as somebody else?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'm also the same
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the guy who introduced
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chocolate to the Western world.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you even getting
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at with this question?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to say Donald Trump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is bad, and Donald Trump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a man, therefore men are bad?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you hate rom-coms?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or do you just feel like you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to hate them?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody likes The Notebook,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody likes Beyoncé.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a fact.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men hate romantic comedies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the same reason you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hate video games with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over-sexualized female characters.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The men in these movies are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always willing to sacrifice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their careers, their dreams,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even their lives to win
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lead females' affection.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don't have any empirical
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,data to back this up, but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems to me that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romance movies in general
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause women to have unrealistic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations of men and what
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love should be like, and these
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,become the expectations
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men have to live up to,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's unfair.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feminists like to bitch
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about poor representation of women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in media intended for men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they promote body issues
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shit like that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I agree, to at least, an extent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not any better for men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we're expected to be Prince Charming,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready and willing to sacrifice themselves
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,physically, mentally, and emotionally
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're called selfish for daring to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have our own desires
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or even misogynistic for daring to draw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attention to our own problems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These movies appeal to the female fantasy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of having a night in shining armor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swear their entire existence to pleasing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them, and thus reinforce these notions
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within their target audience of women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you that you somehow deserve
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have your boyfriends and husbands
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give up everything that makes them
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who they are and basically dehumanize
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,themselves for your pleasure and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devote 100% of their time and energy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you. The fact that some of you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching this are scoffing at what I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just said only proves my point.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have fooled yourself into thinking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'm somehow the one whose being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selfish when I object to the notion
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men should be expected to cave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into all of your demands, for the sake of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your perverted idealistic conception
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of love. And I have no doubts that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of you will accuse me of being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that, but I'm not and I will
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pre-emptively characterize such an
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,argument as out cropping of the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very mentality that I'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You expect all of your demands to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,catered to, and any man who is unwilling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or unable to cater to them must have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something wrong with them. Us men are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,human beings with our own interests and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goals, and it's selfish for you to expect
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us to give all that up for you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But these movies condition you to expect
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly that. And that is why we hate
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies. We don't see anything
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic about them. What we see is the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations about what we should be doing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you make women sit around and talk
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about men in movies when y'all easily just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, I don't know, maybe you should be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asking that to people who rent romantic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comedies you like so much, because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those are the movies which have women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting around talking about men. Or,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better yet, instead of complaining about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how writers depict women in their movies,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you should try being the change you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to see and write your own damn movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you could make the female characters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit around and talk about whatever you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want. Like how men are oppressing them, or
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how men are objectifying them or how men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are such pigs, or how men spread their
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,legs too far apart on the subway, or how
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men hate romantic comedies. There's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing stopping you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hesitate to call any of those movies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"pro-feminist."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three, I don't know a single guy who ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talks about boobs for hours at a time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the only guys who do are medical
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,students learning how to conduct
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mammograms. You want to know what most of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the men I know talk about? Movies, video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,games, politics, religion, music, sports,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cars, boats, technology, work, guns,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hunting, places they've been to, people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they've met, and so on. The subject of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boobs actually rarely ever comes up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contrary to what you may have been told in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your Women's Studies class, men don't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think about sex constantly. If we did, we
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would never have invented the camera
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,equipment you used to make this video.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours at a time, it's feminists. You're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ones who are always whining about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the designs of fictional characters,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complaining that fat girls' tits are too
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big. And in all honesty, the only time I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever even think about a comic book
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,character's tits is when I hear a feminist
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bring it up. So I think maybe you're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,projecting.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you automatically assume that you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,won't like the TV or movies that star a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,female lead?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't. In fact, some of my favorite
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies and TV shows have female leads.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know a single man who has ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scoffed at the notion of watching a movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or TV show just because it has a female
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,protagonist. However, I have seen
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feminists scoff at anything with a male
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lead.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why are you surprised when women are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not surprised when women are funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are plenty of funny women out there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[names not recognized], et cetera.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will say that, in general, women are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not as funny as men, and I think most
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women won't agree with that statement.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also think there's a reason for this.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See if you understand what humor is
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and how it works, which I'm guessing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't because you're feminists,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then you know that the things that make
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,laugh often have their roots in very dark
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subject matter.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To quote the amazing atheist,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"These people who are fucking offended
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by rape jokes don't even understand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,humor. They don't understand- They
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think of humor as like a happy thing,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because humor makes us laugh and laughter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,makes us happy, but a lot of the time
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't seem to notice that what we're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually laughing at is quite dark and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,morbid. Like if you actually look at it
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and examine the jokes, and look at the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exaggeration and try to figure out the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mechanics of how the joke works,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why does it work; you're gonna find that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of jokes have their genesis in pain
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and suffering. Because laughter is this
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,great transcendent tool we have, where
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we can take something that- that's bitter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and difficult to comprehend or deal with,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and make it something funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like if I take a joke like "How many
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,police officers does it take change a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,light bulb?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"None, they just beat the room for being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,black." you know that joke has it's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,genesis in some very serious, very dark
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,shit. And that joke is not making light
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the fact that people have suffered,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or it's not making light of the fact that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people, you know, marched in the Civil
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rights Movement, or- or that people are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,racial discriminated against, or police
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brutality. It's not making light of any
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of that. What it's doing is it's taking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that pain and it's taking that dark
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,subject matter, and it's helping us
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,transcend it for a moment. And view
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the absurdity of our circumstance.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because that is what humor is supposed to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do. Humor at it's best takes the elements
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the world that are dark and horrible,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shows you there absurdity. It shows
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you the absurdity of the human condition.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and that is important."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See men are socially conditioned to not
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talk openly and honestly about their
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feelings, which I'll talk more about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,later, and that's why we cultivate a sense
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of humor. The only way we can really talk
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about the things that upset us is if
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we do it through the filter of comedy.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But women have the {\i1}clears throat{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"privilege" to not be subject to social
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conditioning, and so they don't feel the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to cultivate a sense of humor.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's why women, in general, aren't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as funny and men. That isn't to say that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all men are funny, or that all women are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unfunny. It's just that in general men are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,funnier than women. I'm sorry but that's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how it is. Also no- I'd rather strongly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doubt that you're funnier than me.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's not because you're a women.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just judging by how you look and talk,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm willing to bet that your sense of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,humor boils down to saying something rude,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then following it with "Just kidding".
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean I'm not the funniest person in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the world but if you think of yourself
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as the funny one, you probably lack the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,objectivity to realizing that everybody
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,else in your circle of friends probably
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinks of you as the "annoying one".
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just kidding, actually I'm not.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you think we're obsessed with you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when we hook up?" "Nine times out of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ten, I just want you to leave too, I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,busy, I got shit to do."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably because you do shit like text
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us 50 times in the space of one hour, and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slash our tires when we dump you after you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,accuse us of cheating because you saw our
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sister's name in our call history. Also
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what shit could you possibly have to do?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pluck your eyebrows to the point
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they're so unnaturally clean around
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the edges that they look like they're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drawn on? Spend your husband's money
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on more frumpy sweaters? Buy a tub of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben & Jerry's and watch Glee? Or write
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more questions for men to answer
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you're so lacking in self
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,awareness that you can't figure out the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,answers for yourself?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why can't I sleep as many people as I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to without being judged? When men do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it, they're congratulated"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead and sleep with as many
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people as you want. I don't give a shit,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but once again I don't know anybody who
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would. The only time I would care is if I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was dating you, because if you told me
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've been with 20 other guys before
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I met you, I would naturally assume that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there was something wrong with you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you've been in so many relationships
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and have them all fail. Not to mention the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fact that your substantially more
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,likely to be carrying an STD. And I think
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's perfectly reasonable for a woman to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,view men who have slept with a lot of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,other women the same way. Also who's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,congratulating men for sleeping around?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see any guys walking around with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trophies for fucking everyone they've
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,met. It's not like having sex with easy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women is some kind of achievement.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Furthermore, I would say that most media
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,portrays men who do that as assholes
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who should be looked at with content.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean -name not recognized- isn't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly portrayed as a model citizen.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By the way studies have found that the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,majority of people who slut shame women,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are other women. Maybe you should be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,directing this question at them and not
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you consider a woman a tease,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if she does sleep with you after three
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the first date?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you consider a man a douchebag if
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he doesn't call you back three days after
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he meets you, but desperate if he calls
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you the next day?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"In what world does no mean yes?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No means no."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know anybody who thinks no
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,means yes. Also this question seems to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the spirit of the feminist notion that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,all men are potential rapists. Which
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,simply isn't true. I already talked about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this at length in my other video, "'Teach
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men not to rape' is a stupid rhetoric".
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Moving on.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you say that women are too
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,emotional to be leaders"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}whispering:{\i0} maybe if feminist argued
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with logics instead of feelings, people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wouldn't think that.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Then justify cat calling by saying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'men just can't control themselves'"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've never heard a man say either, I have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hear women say both though.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you think that just because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're nice to me, I owe you my body?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you think that just because I'm
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nice to you that I want your body.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sometimes I've been walking down the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,street, hysterically crying because my cat
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was missing, and a man came up and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was like 'Hey what's up, why are you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,crying? Can I talk to you?'
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But I want to continue this, so when
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the guy up to you and asked you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how you were doing, did you judge his
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,intentions, or do you feel like-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I was like what the hell is wrong with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you I'm hysterically crying, holding
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flyers that say missing cat."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Wait what if he was checking how you were
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing because you were crying?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"No he was- It was a catcall, it was like
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a 'Hey pretty lady, like what's going on-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What if he was trying to be sweet to get
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into you, like 'hey pretty lady, why are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you crying?'"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"He's not entitled to my time, honestly"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"If he had not said anything to you, then
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he's a dick because he's a guy in society
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who saw a girl crying and didn't do
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,anything."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But it's a different- If he's saying that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get my number, that's different that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him coming up and saying 'Whats
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wrong, if I see your cat around, I'll let
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know. Like that's a different thing"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But how is he going to know about your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cat, he saw a girl crying on the street"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Well, it was just- I was hanging up the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,flyers."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now I'll now if I ever see a girl crying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on the street, and she's hysterical and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,she might've just lost her parents and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has nobody, I shouldn't go up to her
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because she might think I'm objectify her"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She doesn't know you. She doesn't know
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"But we're humans, we should care about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,each other."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Of course, of course, but I think you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to understand what you come off
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as to women. They don't know you. It's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like if a brown bear came up and said
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hello to you. Like you just have to like-"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why would you ever send an unsolicited
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dick pic?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wouldn't. If you didn't give out your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,phone number to the types of guys you meet
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in night clubs, you know the type of guys
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who go to such clubs for the specific
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,purpose of meeting women, and who read
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,books about how to be a pick up artist;
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you wouldn't be getting dick pics
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from them.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you feel like it's okay to harrass
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women, or make offensive comments about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women, but when somebody does it to your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sister, it's not okay?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you feel like it's okay to make
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these misandrist videos which paint all
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men as sexual harassers or rapists, but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when somebody treats your son that way,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's not okay?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"How does it feel to interrupt me when
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in the middle of making a point
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,during a meetings?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You make it sound like the only people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have ever interrupted you are men.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I smell confirmation bias. Hey have you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever stopped to think that maybe people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,interrupt you because they realize you're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talking shit and wasting time after only
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two sentences.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you have to sit with your legs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so wide open?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I get that you have balls, but I don't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,stand around with my arms wide open
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to make room for my boobs."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe that's because your boobs don't get
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,squished between your arms when you stand
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,normally with your arms down by your
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sides. A man's balls are literally between
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,his legs, and they do get squished if he
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,puts his legs together. It's not exactly
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,an apt comparison. Furthermore, why
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do you even care? I don't see you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complaining about women taking up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two seats with their bags.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why are women perceived as the weaker
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sex? Even though we literally birth you,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like watermelons through like 'this'"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because physical strength has nothing to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do with your ability to give birth. Women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are, generally speaking, not as physically
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,strong as men. The average man has about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,50% greater upper body strength than the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,average woman. I'm sorry but that's just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,simple biology. There's also the fact
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men are by in large the one's who go
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to war and fight and die to protect you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men are the ones who work the dangerous
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,jobs to make your comfortable lifestyle in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the industrialized world possible.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And historically men are also the ones
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who have gone out into the unforgiving
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wilderness to kill dangerous animals so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ungrateful entitled women like you could
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eat. You as a woman are substantially less
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,likely to die during your daily activities
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you don't have to worry about being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,called a deadbeat for not risking life in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a factory or field for the benefit of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,others. Nor do you have to worry about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,being told you don't have a real job
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you work with computers or push
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pencils in a safe, clean environment.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Women work soft cushy jobs compared to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men and that's why women make only 7% of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,workplace fatalities despite making up 47%
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of the work force. That is why you're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perceived as the weaker sex. If you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't want people to see you that way,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then get out of your comfortable air
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,conditioned studio and go work on a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,craving boat on a coal mine. You're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always complaining about employment
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,discrimination, so go ahead, take the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dirty dangerous jobs and show us all just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how strong and tough you are. And look
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't begrudge women for working jobs
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that don't put them in danger and I will
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,freely admit that my job isn't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,particularly dangerous; but if you're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,going to sit there and act like women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are stronger than men just because you can
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give birth, something which you have a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,0.0002 percent chance of dying from if you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,live in the United States, and that's up
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from 15 years ago, then you can fuck right
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,off. By the way passing a kidney stone
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hurts more than giving birth. Any woman
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who has experienced both will tell you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that, and men get them more often so
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,blow me.