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(beep)

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(screaming)

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(jazzy intro)

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Donald Trump?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Sarah Palin?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Michelle Bachman?

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How does it feel to be the

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same sex as anybody you disagree with?

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Why does it even matter

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whether or not you're the

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same gender as somebody else?

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I mean, I'm also the same

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gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,

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and the guy who introduced

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chocolate to the Western world.

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So what are you even getting

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at with this question?

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Are you trying to say Donald Trump

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is bad, and Donald Trump

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is a man, therefore men are bad?

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Why do you hate rom-coms?

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Or do you just feel like you

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need to hate them?

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Everybody likes The Notebook,

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everybody likes Beyoncé.

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It's just a fact.

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Men hate romantic comedies

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for the same reason you

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hate video games with

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over-sexualized female characters.

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The men in these movies are

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always willing to sacrifice

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their careers, their dreams,

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even their lives to win

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the lead females' affection.

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Now I don't have any empirical

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data to back this up, but

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it seems to me that

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romantic comedies and

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romance movies in general

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cause women to have unrealistic

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expectations of men and what

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love should be like, and these

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become the expectations

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that men have to live up to,

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and it's unfair.

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Feminists like to bitch

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about poor representation of women

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in media intended for men

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because they promote body issues

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and shit like that

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And I agree, to at least, an extent

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But it's not any better for men

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When we're expected to be Prince Charming,

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ready and willing to sacrifice themselves

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physically, mentally, and emotionally

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And we're called selfish for daring to

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have our own desires

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or even misogynistic for daring to draw

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attention to our own problems.

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These movies appeal to the female fantasy

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of having a night in shining armor

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swear their entire existence to pleasing

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them, and thus reinforce these notions

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within their target audience of women

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like you that you somehow deserve

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to have your boyfriends and husbands

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give up everything that makes them

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who they are and basically dehumanize

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themselves for your pleasure and

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devote 100% of their time and energy

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to you. The fact that some of you

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watching this are scoffing at what I

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just said only proves my point.

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You have fooled yourself into thinking

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that I'm somehow the one whose being

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selfish when I object to the notion

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that men should be expected to cave

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into all of your demands, for the sake of

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your perverted idealistic conception

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of love. And I have no doubts that

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some of you will accuse me of being

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bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying

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that, but I'm not and I will

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pre-emptively characterize such an

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argument as out cropping of the

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very mentality that I'm talking about.

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You expect all of your demands to be

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catered to, and any man who is unwilling

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or unable to cater to them must have

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something wrong with them. Us men are

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human beings with our own interests and

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goals, and it's selfish for you to expect

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us to give all that up for you.

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But these movies condition you to expect

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exactly that. And that is why we hate

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romantic comedies. We don't see anything

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romantic about them. What we see is the

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reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable

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expectations about what we should be doing

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with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce.

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"Why do you make women sit around and talk

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about men in movies when y'all easily just

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sit around and talk about boobs for hours?

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One, I don't know, maybe you should be

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asking that to people who rent romantic

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comedies you like so much, because

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those are the movies which have women

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sitting around talking about men. Or,

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better yet, instead of complaining about

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how writers depict women in their movies,

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maybe you should try being the change you

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want to see and write your own damn movie.

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Then you could make the female characters

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sit around and talk about whatever you

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want. Like how men are oppressing them, or

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how men are objectifying them or how men

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are such pigs, or how men spread their

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legs too far apart on the subway, or how

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men hate romantic comedies. There's

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nothing stopping you.

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Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test,

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which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies

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pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd

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hesitate to call any of those movies

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"pro-feminist."

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Three, I don't know a single guy who ever

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talks about boobs for hours at a time.

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I think the only guys who do are medical

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students learning how to conduct

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mammograms. You want to know what most of

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the men I know talk about? Movies, video

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games, politics, religion, music, sports,

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cars, boats, technology, work, guns,

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hunting, places they've been to, people

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they've met, and so on. The subject of

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boobs actually rarely ever comes up.

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Contrary to what you may have been told in

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your Women's Studies class, men don't

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think about sex constantly. If we did, we

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would never have invented the camera

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equipment you used to make this video.

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Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for

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hours at a time, it's feminists. You're

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the ones who are always whining about

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the designs of fictional characters,

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complaining that fat girls' tits are too

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big. And in all honesty, the only time I

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ever even think about a comic book

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character's tits is when I hear a feminist

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bring it up. So I think maybe you're

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projecting.

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"Why do you automatically assume that you

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won't like the TV or movies that star a

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female lead?"

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I don't. In fact, some of my favorite

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movies and TV shows have female leads.

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I don't know a single man who has ever

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scoffed at the notion of watching a movie

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or TV show just because it has a female

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protagonist. However, I have seen

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feminists scoff at anything with a male

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lead.

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"Why are you surprised when women are

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funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!"

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I'm not surprised when women are funny.

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There are plenty of funny women out there.

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[names not recognized], et cetera.

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But I will say that, in general, women are

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not as funny as men, and I think most

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women won't agree with that statement.

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I also think there's a reason for this.

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See if you understand what humor is

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and how it works, which I'm guessing

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you don't because you're feminists,

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then you know that the things that make

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laugh often have their roots in very dark

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subject matter.

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To quote the amazing atheist,

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"These people who are fucking offended

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by rape jokes don't even understand

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humor. They don't understand- They

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think of humor as like a happy thing,

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because humor makes us laugh and laughter

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makes us happy, but a lot of the time

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they don't seem to notice that what we're

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actually laughing at is quite dark and

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morbid. Like if you actually look at it

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and examine the jokes, and look at the

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exaggeration and try to figure out the

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mechanics of how the joke works,

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why does it work; you're gonna find that

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a lot of jokes have their genesis in pain

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and suffering. Because laughter is this

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great transcendent tool we have, where

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we can take something that- that's bitter

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and difficult to comprehend or deal with,

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and make it something funny.

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Like if I take a joke like "How many

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police officers does it take change a

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light bulb?"

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"None, they just beat the room for being

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black." you know that joke has it's

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genesis in some very serious, very dark

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shit. And that joke is not making light

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of the fact that people have suffered,

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or it's not making light of the fact that

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people, you know, marched in the Civil

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Rights Movement, or- or that people are

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racial discriminated against, or police

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brutality. It's not making light of any

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of that. What it's doing is it's taking

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that pain and it's taking that dark

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subject matter, and it's helping us

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transcend it for a moment. And view

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the absurdity of our circumstance.

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Because that is what humor is supposed to

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do. Humor at it's best takes the elements

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of the world that are dark and horrible,

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and shows you there absurdity. It shows

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you the absurdity of the human condition.

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and that is important."

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See men are socially conditioned to not

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talk openly and honestly about their

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feelings, which I'll talk more about

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later, and that's why we cultivate a sense

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of humor. The only way we can really talk

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about the things that upset us is if

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we do it through the filter of comedy.

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But women have the <i>clears throat</i>

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"privilege" to not be subject to social

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conditioning, and so they don't feel the

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need to cultivate a sense of humor.

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And that's why women, in general, aren't

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as funny and men. That isn't to say that

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all men are funny, or that all women are

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unfunny. It's just that in general men are

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funnier than women. I'm sorry but that's

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how it is. Also no- I'd rather strongly

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doubt that you're funnier than me.

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And it's not because you're a women.

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Just judging by how you look and talk,

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I'm willing to bet that your sense of

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humor boils down to saying something rude,

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and then following it with "Just kidding".

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I mean I'm not the funniest person in

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the world but if you think of yourself

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as the funny one, you probably lack the

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objectivity to realizing that everybody

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else in your circle of friends probably

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thinks of you as the "annoying one".

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Just kidding, actually I'm not.

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"Why do you think we're obsessed with you

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when we hook up?" "Nine times out of

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ten, I just want you to leave too, I'm

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busy, I got shit to do."

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Probably because you do shit like text

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us 50 times in the space of one hour, and

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slash our tires when we dump you after you

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accuse us of cheating because you saw our

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sister's name in our call history. Also

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what shit could you possibly have to do?

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Pluck your eyebrows to the point

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where they're so unnaturally clean around

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the edges that they look like they're

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drawn on? Spend your husband's money

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on more frumpy sweaters? Buy a tub of

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Ben & Jerry's and watch Glee? Or write

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more questions for men to answer

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because you're so lacking in self

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awareness that you can't figure out the

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answers for yourself?

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"Why can't I sleep as many people as I

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want to without being judged? When men do

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it, they're congratulated"

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Go ahead and sleep with as many

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people as you want. I don't give a shit,

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but once again I don't know anybody who

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would. The only time I would care is if I

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was dating you, because if you told me

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you've been with 20 other guys before

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I met you, I would naturally assume that

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there was something wrong with you

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if you've been in so many relationships

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and have them all fail. Not to mention the

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fact that your substantially more

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likely to be carrying an STD. And I think

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it's perfectly reasonable for a woman to

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view men who have slept with a lot of

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other women the same way. Also who's

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congratulating men for sleeping around?

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I don't see any guys walking around with

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trophies for fucking everyone they've

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met. It's not like having sex with easy

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women is some kind of achievement.

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Furthermore, I would say that most media

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portrays men who do that as assholes

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who should be looked at with content.

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I mean -name not recognized- isn't

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exactly portrayed as a model citizen.

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By the way studies have found that the

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majority of people who slut shame women,

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are other women. Maybe you should be

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directing this question at them and not

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men.

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"Why do you consider a woman a tease,

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if she does sleep with you after three

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dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you

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on the first date?"

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Why do you consider a man a douchebag if

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he doesn't call you back three days after

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he meets you, but desperate if he calls

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you the next day?

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"In what world does no mean yes?"

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"No means no."

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I don't know anybody who thinks no

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means yes. Also this question seems to be

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in the spirit of the feminist notion that

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all men are potential rapists. Which

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simply isn't true. I already talked about

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this at length in my other video, "'Teach

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men not to rape' is a stupid rhetoric".

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Moving on.

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"Why do you say that women are too

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emotional to be leaders"

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<i>whispering:</i> maybe if feminist argued

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with logics instead of feelings, people

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wouldn't think that.

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"Then justify cat calling by saying

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'men just can't control themselves'"

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I've never heard a man say either, I have

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hear women say both though.

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"Why do you think that just because

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you're nice to me, I owe you my body?"

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Why do you think that just because I'm

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nice to you that I want your body.

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"Sometimes I've been walking down the

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street, hysterically crying because my cat

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was missing, and a man came up and

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was like 'Hey what's up, why are you

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crying? Can I talk to you?'

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"But I want to continue this, so when

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the guy up to you and asked you

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how you were doing, did you judge his

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intentions, or do you feel like-"

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"I was like what the hell is wrong with

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you I'm hysterically crying, holding

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flyers that say missing cat."

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"Wait what if he was checking how you were

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doing because you were crying?"

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"No he was- It was a catcall, it was like

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a 'Hey pretty lady, like what's going on-"

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"What if he was trying to be sweet to get

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into you, like 'hey pretty lady, why are

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you crying?'"

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"He's not entitled to my time, honestly"

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"If he had not said anything to you, then

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he's a dick because he's a guy in society

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who saw a girl crying and didn't do

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anything."

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"But it's a different- If he's saying that

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to get my number, that's different that

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him coming up and saying 'Whats

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wrong, if I see your cat around, I'll let

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you know. Like that's a different thing"

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"But how is he going to know about your

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cat, he saw a girl crying on the street"

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"Well, it was just- I was hanging up the

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flyers."

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"Now I'll now if I ever see a girl crying

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on the street, and she's hysterical and

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she might've just lost her parents and

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has nobody, I shouldn't go up to her

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because she might think I'm objectify her"

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"She doesn't know you. She doesn't know

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you."

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"But we're humans, we should care about

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each other."

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"Of course, of course, but I think you

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have to understand what you come off

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as to women. They don't know you. It's

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like if a brown bear came up and said

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hello to you. Like you just have to like-"

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"Why would you ever send an unsolicited

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dick pic?"

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I wouldn't. If you didn't give out your

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phone number to the types of guys you meet

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in night clubs, you know the type of guys

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who go to such clubs for the specific

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purpose of meeting women, and who read

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books about how to be a pick up artist;

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maybe you wouldn't be getting dick pics

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from them.

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"Why do you feel like it's okay to harrass

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women, or make offensive comments about

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women, but when somebody does it to your

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sister, it's not okay?"

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Why do you feel like it's okay to make

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these misandrist videos which paint all

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men as sexual harassers or rapists, but

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when somebody treats your son that way,

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it's not okay?

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"How does it feel to interrupt me when

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I'm in the middle of making a point

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during a meetings?"

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You make it sound like the only people

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who have ever interrupted you are men.

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I smell confirmation bias. Hey have you

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ever stopped to think that maybe people

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interrupt you because they realize you're

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talking shit and wasting time after only

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two sentences.

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"Why do you have to sit with your legs

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so wide open?"

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"I get that you have balls, but I don't

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stand around with my arms wide open

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to make room for my boobs."

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Maybe that's because your boobs don't get

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squished between your arms when you stand

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normally with your arms down by your

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sides. A man's balls are literally between

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his legs, and they do get squished if he

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puts his legs together. It's not exactly

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an apt comparison. Furthermore, why

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do you even care? I don't see you

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complaining about women taking up

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two seats with their bags.

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"Why are women perceived as the weaker

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sex? Even though we literally birth you,

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like watermelons through like 'this'"

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Because physical strength has nothing to

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do with your ability to give birth. Women

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are, generally speaking, not as physically

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strong as men. The average man has about

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50% greater upper body strength than the

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average woman. I'm sorry but that's just

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simple biology. There's also the fact

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that men are by in large the one's who go

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to war and fight and die to protect you.

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Men are the ones who work the dangerous

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jobs to make your comfortable lifestyle in

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the industrialized world possible.

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And historically men are also the ones

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who have gone out into the unforgiving

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wilderness to kill dangerous animals so

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ungrateful entitled women like you could

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eat. You as a woman are substantially less

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likely to die during your daily activities

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and you don't have to worry about being

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called a deadbeat for not risking life in

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a factory or field for the benefit of

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others. Nor do you have to worry about

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being told you don't have a real job

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because you work with computers or push

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pencils in a safe, clean environment.

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Women work soft cushy jobs compared to

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men and that's why women make only 7% of

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workplace fatalities despite making up 47%

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of the work force. That is why you're

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perceived as the weaker sex. If you

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don't want people to see you that way,

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then get out of your comfortable air

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conditioned studio and go work on a

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craving boat on a coal mine. You're

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always complaining about employment

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discrimination, so go ahead, take the

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dirty dangerous jobs and show us all just

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how strong and tough you are. And look

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I don't begrudge women for working jobs

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that don't put them in danger and I will

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freely admit that my job isn't

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particularly dangerous; but if you're

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going to sit there and act like women

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are stronger than men just because you can

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give birth, something which you have a

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0.0002 percent chance of dying from if you

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live in the United States, and that's up

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from 15 years ago, then you can fuck right

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off. By the way passing a kidney stone

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hurts more than giving birth. Any woman

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who has experienced both will tell you

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that, and men get them more often so

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blow me.