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Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(beep)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screaming)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(jazzy intro)
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Donald Trump?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Sarah Palin?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the same sex as Michelle Bachman?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How does it feel to be the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same sex as anybody you disagree with?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why does it even matter
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whether or not you're the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,same gender as somebody else?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, I'm also the same
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the guy who introduced
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chocolate to the Western world.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So what are you even getting
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at with this question?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you trying to say Donald Trump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is bad, and Donald Trump
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a man, therefore men are bad?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do you hate rom-coms?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or do you just feel like you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,need to hate them?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody likes The Notebook,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everybody likes Beyoncé.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just a fact.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Men hate romantic comedies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the same reason you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hate video games with
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,over-sexualized female characters.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The men in these movies are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always willing to sacrifice
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,their careers, their dreams,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,even their lives to win
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lead females' affection.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I don't have any empirical
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,data to back this up, but
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it seems to me that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romance movies in general
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause women to have unrealistic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations of men and what
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,love should be like, and these
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,become the expectations
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men have to live up to,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it's unfair.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Feminists like to bitch
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about poor representation of women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in media intended for men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they promote body issues
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and shit like that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I agree, to at least, an extent
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it's not any better for men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we're expected to be Prince Charming,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ready and willing to sacrifice themselves
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,physically, mentally, and emotionally
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And we're called selfish for daring to
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have our own desires
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or even misogynistic for daring to draw
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attention to our own problems.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,These movies appeal to the female fantasy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of having a night in shining armor
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,swear their entire existence to pleasing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,them, and thus reinforce these notions
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within their target audience of women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like you that you somehow deserve
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to have your boyfriends and husbands
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,give up everything that makes them
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who they are and basically dehumanize
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,themselves for your pleasure and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,devote 100% of their time and energy
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to you. The fact that some of you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watching this are scoffing at what I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just said only proves my point.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have fooled yourself into thinking
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that I'm somehow the one whose being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,selfish when I object to the notion
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that men should be expected to cave
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into all of your demands, for the sake of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your perverted idealistic conception
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of love. And I have no doubts that
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,some of you will accuse me of being
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bitter at some ex girlfriend for saying
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that, but I'm not and I will
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pre-emptively characterize such an
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,argument as out cropping of the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,very mentality that I'm talking about.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You expect all of your demands to be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,catered to, and any man who is unwilling
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or unable to cater to them must have
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,something wrong with them. Us men are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,human beings with our own interests and
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goals, and it's selfish for you to expect
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,us to give all that up for you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But these movies condition you to expect
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,exactly that. And that is why we hate
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic comedies. We don't see anything
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,romantic about them. What we see is the
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,reinforcement of unfair and unreasonable
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,expectations about what we should be doing
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with our own lives. Also, fuck Beyonce.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you make women sit around and talk
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,about men in movies when y'all easily just
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit around and talk about boobs for hours?
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, I don't know, maybe you should be
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asking that to people who rent romantic
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,comedies you like so much, because
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those are the movies which have women
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sitting around talking about men. Or,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,better yet, instead of complaining about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how writers depict women in their movies,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe you should try being the change you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want to see and write your own damn movie.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you could make the female characters
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sit around and talk about whatever you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,want. Like how men are oppressing them, or
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,how men are objectifying them or how men
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are such pigs, or how men spread their
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,legs too far apart on the subway, or how
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,men hate romantic comedies. There's
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nothing stopping you.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two, you're referring to the Bechdel Test,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is bullshit. All the Twilight movies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pass the Bechdel Test, but I think you'd
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hesitate to call any of those movies
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"pro-feminist."
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Three, I don't know a single guy who ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,talks about boobs for hours at a time.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the only guys who do are medical
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,students learning how to conduct
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mammograms. You want to know what most of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the men I know talk about? Movies, video
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,games, politics, religion, music, sports,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cars, boats, technology, work, guns,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hunting, places they've been to, people
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they've met, and so on. The subject of
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,boobs actually rarely ever comes up.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Contrary to what you may have been told in
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your Women's Studies class, men don't
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think about sex constantly. If we did, we
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would never have invented the camera
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,equipment you used to make this video.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Four. If anybody's talking about boobs for
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hours at a time, it's feminists. You're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the ones who are always whining about
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the designs of fictional characters,
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,complaining that fat girls' tits are too
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,big. And in all honesty, the only time I
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever even think about a comic book
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,character's tits is when I hear a feminist
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bring it up. So I think maybe you're
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,projecting.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why do you automatically assume that you
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,won't like the TV or movies that star a
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,female lead?"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't. In fact, some of my favorite
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,movies and TV shows have female leads.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know a single man who has ever
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,scoffed at the notion of watching a movie
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or TV show just because it has a female
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,protagonist. However, I have seen
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,feminists scoff at anything with a male
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lead.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Why are you surprised when women are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,funny?" "I'm probably funnier than you!"
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not surprised when women are funny.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There are plenty of funny women out there.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[names not recognized], et cetera.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I will say that, in general, women are
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not as funny as men, and I think most
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,women won't agree with that statement.
Dialogue: 0,9:59:59.99,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I also think there's a reason for this.