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How does it feel to be

the same sex as Donald Trump?

How does it feel to be

the same sex as Sarah Palin?

How does it feel to be

the same sex as Michelle Bachman?

How does it feel to be the

same sex as anybody you disagree with?

Why does it even matter

whether or not you're the

same gender as somebody else?

I mean, I'm also the same

gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,

and the guy who introduced

chocolate to the Western world.

So what are you even getting

at with this question?

Are you trying to say Donald Trump

is bad, and Donald Trump

is a man, therefore men are bad?

Why do you hate rom-coms?

Or do you just feel like you

need to hate them?

Everybody likes The Notebook,

everybody likes Beyoncé.

It's just a fact.

Men hate romantic comedies

for the same reason you

hate video games with

over-sexualized female characters.

The men in these movies are

always willing to sacrifice

their careers, their dreams,

even their lives to win

the lead females' affection.

Now I don't have any empirical

data to back this up, but

it seems to me that

romantic comedies and

romance movies in general

cause women to have unrealistic

expectations of men and what

love should be like, and these

become the expectations

that men have to live up to,

and it's unfair.

Feminists like to bitch

about poor representation of women

in media intended for men

because they promote body issues

and shit like that

And I agree, at least, to an extent

But it's not any better for men

When we're expected to be Prince Charming,

ready and willing to sacrifice themselves

physically, mentally, and emotionally

And we're called selfish for daring to

have our own desires