(beep) (screaming) (jazzy intro) How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump? How does it feel to be the same sex as Sarah Palin? How does it feel to be the same sex as Michelle Bachman? How does it feel to be the same sex as anybody you disagree with? Why does it even matter whether or not you're the same gender as anybody else? Why does it even matter whether or not you're the same gender as somebody else? I mean, I'm also the same gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein, and the guy who introduced chocolate to the Western world. So what are you even getting at with this question? Are you trying to say Donald Trump is bad, and Donald Trump is a man, therefore men are bad? Why do you hate rom-coms? Or do you just feel like you need to hate them? Everybody likes The Notebook, everybody likes Beyoncé. It's just a fact. Men hate romantic comedies for the same reason you hate video games with over-sexualized female characters. The men in these movies are always willing to sacrifice their careers, their dreams, even their lives to win the lead females' affection. Now I don't have any empirical data to back this up, but it seems to me that romantic comedies and romance movies in general cause women to have unrealistic expectations of men and what love should be like, and these become the expectations that men have to live up to, and it's unfair.