1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (beep) 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (screaming) 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (jazzy intro) 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How does it feel to be 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the same sex as Donald Trump? 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How does it feel to be 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the same sex as Sarah Palin? 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How does it feel to be 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the same sex as Michelle Bachman? 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How does it feel to be the 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 same sex as anybody you disagree with? 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why does it even matter 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 whether or not you're the 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 same gender as anybody else? 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why does it even matter whether 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or not you're the same 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 gender as somebody else? 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I mean, I'm also the same 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the guy who introduced 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 chocolate to the Western world. 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So what are you even getting 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 at with this question? 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Are you trying to say Donald Trump 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is bad, and Donald Trump 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is a man, therefore men are bad? 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why do you hate rom-coms? 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Or do you just feel like you 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 need to hate them? 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everybody likes The Notebook, 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 everybody likes Beyoncé. 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's just a fact. 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Men hate romantic comedies 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for the same reason you 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 hate video games with 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 over-sexualized female characters. 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The men in these movies are 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 always willing to sacrifice 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 their careers, their dreams, 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 even their lives to win 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the lead females' affection. 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now I don't have any empirical 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 data to back this up, but 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it seems to me that 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 romantic comedies and 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 romance movies in general 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 cause women to have unrealistic 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 expectations of men and what 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 love should be like, and these 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 become the expectations 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that men have to live up to, 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and it's unfair.