(Beep) (Screaming) (Jazzy intro) How does it feel to be the Same sex as Donald Trump? How does it feel to be the Same sex as Sarah Palin? How does it feel to be the Same as Michelle Bachman How does it feel to be the Same sex as anybody You disagree with? Why does it even matter Whether or not you’re the Same gender as somebody else? I mean, I’m also the same Gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein, And the guy who introduced Chocolate to the western world So what are you even getting At with this question? Are you trying to say Donald Trump Is bad, and Donald Trump Is a man, therefore men are bad? Why do you hate rom-coms? Or do you feel like you Need to hate them? Everybody likes The Notebook, Everybody likes Beyoncé It’s just a fact. Men hate romantic comedies For the same reason you Hate video games with Over-sexualized female characters. The men in these movies are Always willing to sacrifice Their careers, their dreams, Even their lives to win The lead females’ affection. Now I don’t have any empirical Data to back this up, but It seems to me that Romantic comedies and Romance movies in general Cause women to have unrealistic Expectations of men and what Love should be like, and these Become the expectations That men have to live up to, And it’s unfair. Feminists like to bitch About poor representation of women In media intended for men Because they promote body issues And shit like that And I agree, to at least, an extent But its not any better for men When we’re expected to be Prince Charming, Ready and willing to sacrifice themselves Physically, mentally, and emotionally And we’re called selfish for daring to Have our own desires Or even misogynistic for daring to draw Attention to our own problems. These movies appeal to the female fantasy of having a night and shining armor swear their entre existence to pleasing them and thus reinforce these notions within their target audience of women like you that you somehow deserve and should expect to have your boyfriends and husbands give up everything that makes them who they are and basically dehumanize themselves for your pleasure and devote 100% of their time and energy to you. The fact that some of you watching this is scoffing at what I just said only proves my point. You have fooled yourselves into thinking that I'M somehow the one who's being selfish when I object the notion that men should be expected to cave into all of your demands for the sake of your perverted, idealistic conception of love and I have no doubts that some of you will accuse me of being bitter at some ex-girlfriend for saying that, but I'm not and I will pre-emptively characterize such an argument as out-cropping of the very mentality that I'm talking about. You expect your demands to be catered to, and any man who is unwilling or unable to cater to them must have something wrong with them. Us men are human beings with our own interests and goals and it's selfish for you to expect us to give all that up for you. But these movies condition you to expect exactly that, and that