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(beep)

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(screaming)

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(jazzy intro)

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Donald Trump?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Sarah Palin?

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How does it feel to be

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the same sex as Michelle Bachman?

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How does it feel to be the

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same sex as anybody you disagree with?

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Why does it even matter

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whether or not you're the

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same gender as anybody else?

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Why does it even matter whether

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or not you're the same

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gender as somebody else?

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I mean, I'm also the same

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gender as Abraham Lincoln, Einstein,

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and the guy who introduced

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chocolate to the Western world.

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So what are you even getting

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at with this question?

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Are you trying to say Donald Trump

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is bad, and Donald Trump

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is a man, therefore men are bad?

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Why do you hate rom-coms?

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Or do you just feel like you

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need to hate them?

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Everybody likes The Notebook,

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everybody likes Beyoncé.

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It's just a fact.

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Men hate romantic comedies

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for the same reason you

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hate video games with

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over-sexualized female characters.

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The men in these movies are

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always willing to sacrifice

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their careers, their dreams,

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even their lives to win

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the lead females' affection.

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Now I don't have any empirical

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data to back this up, but

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it seems to me that

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romantic comedies and

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romance movies in general

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cause women to have unrealistic

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expectations of men and what

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love should be like, and these

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become the expectations

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that men have to live up to,

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and it's unfair.