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Honey!

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What are you doing?

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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10 years since the last release of Star Wars

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4 weeks before release

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The nerd awakens

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2 weeks before release

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Honey?

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No limit to the human impulse to buy

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2 weeks before release

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The 17th?

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The nerdiness returns once again

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Package delivery!

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This guy's crazy...

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You want to take Thursday off?

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Yes.

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And becoming a nerd begins

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(10 days before release)
Star~ Wars~

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(10 days before release)
Good and evil.

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OOooowwwoong~~

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Darth Vader!

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hu~ pa~ hu~ pa~

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(I'm your father~)

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YODA!

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(Use your force~!)

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pishuung~ PUSHUI!

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Jar-Jar Binks.

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I hate this bastard!

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Die! Die!

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No one can stop him

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One day before release

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Ticket sold out

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It's all wrong!

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Deputy section chief.

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Yes, department head.

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We were all nerds.

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Release day

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We're late.

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Star Wars: The Nerd Awakens