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← [TRANSLATED] Oprah vs Ellen. Epic Rap Battles of History. [CC]

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Showing Revision 2 created 11/12/2015 by Ryan Moulton.

  1. Hey God it's me Ellen
  2. can I ask you a question?
  3. how do I tell my friend Oprah
  4. she's gonna get more whipped
  5. than Stedman
  6. I'll make her head spin
  7. when it comes to rhymes
  8. I got a penchant
  9. so if battling me is your intention
  10. I better mention
  11. you're bout to get licked by a lesbian
  12. oh I'll knock you off of your throne
  13. take a shot at everything you OWN
  14. I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say
  15. I think you better just leave her alone
  16. you can tell Rachael Ray
  17. that my favorite recipe
  18. is chopping Oprah Winfrey up
  19. into a million little pieces
  20. I'm the Queen of TV
  21. and I'm here to destroy ya
  22. so check under your seat
  23. because I got something for ya
  24. you can't even hope
  25. to be as half as dope as Oprah
  26. I'll attract my hands
  27. around your throat
  28. and Deepak choke ya
  29. girl your show's a petting zoo
  30. you do a week on kittens
  31. and you dance like a chicken
  32. who snuck into Drunk Kitchen
  33. you played a fish with brain damage
  34. I'm a nominated actress
  35. name's synonymous with power
  36. spell it forwards or backwards
  37. Yes you've got that power
  38. and yes I've got those kittens
  39. I also feature puppies
  40. talented children
  41. and mittens
  42. I like cute things that make people smile
  43. make everybody feel good for a while
  44. do a little dance and the crowd goes wild
  45. kick you right back to the miracle mile
  46. I thought I told ya
  47. your daytime reign is over
  48. I'm jumping over Oprah
  49. like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa
  50. from ABC to LGBT
  51. to NBC and now it's all me
  52. I'm the best emcee
  53. and the biggest star
  54. and I'll bite you in the ass
  55. like the tax on a free car
  56. Your mouth is writing checks
  57. your mullet can't cash lady
  58. I'll lodge my fabulous shoe
  59. up your suit pants baby
  60. you follow my lead
  61. cause I paved the road for ya
  62. you drive behind me
  63. in a secondhand Porsche
  64. check the Fortune 500
  65. I'm a media wonder
  66. the Dalai Lama and Obama
  67. memorize my cell number
  68. try to beef with me
  69. I'll make the whole market crash honey
  70. once you go Oprah
  71. you can't go back
  72. Who won?
  73. Who's next?
  74. You decide