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THE BEARD

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    So, yeah, and then I was like
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    Mr. Brown, like,
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    that's not what my dad said.
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    You're wrong.
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    Oh my God, that's so cute.
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    Oh my God, you're so cute.
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    Yeah, I mean...
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    he gave me like an A, so...
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    Yeah, ok, you can go out with me.
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    Oh, really? Oh, awesome!
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    Or take me on a date as they say.
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    Sure.
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    There's just one little...little tiny thing.
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    Oh...
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    Do not. Have. A beard.
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    Ok?
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    Oh, yeah.
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    You can't have it.
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    You can't have one.
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    Yeah, I understand.
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    Ok?
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    Under no circumstances.
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    Ever.
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    Ok.
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    Can you have a beard, ok?
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    Ok.
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    Do you understand what I'm saying to you?
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    All right.
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    Here's my number. Bye!
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    No, no, no, no, no, no.
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    Oh God!
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    What's up man?
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    John!
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    What's up, dude?
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    John, it's back.
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    What's back?
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    It's all over my face, man.
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    It...are you ok?
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    It's all over my face, man.
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    What's all over your face?
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    Just hair.
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    Hair?
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    Yeah, hair.
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    All over your face?
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    There...there's hair all over my face.
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    It keeps coming back.
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    That's cool.
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    Yeah, that's...that's happened to me.
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    What do I do?
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    You...you shave it with a shaver.
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    Oh, you mean like cut it?
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    Ok.
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    How have you never...?
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    What?
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    What happens when you get hair on your face?
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    I go to the store.
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    I just usually shave it myself.
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    You sh...you shave your face?
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    Well...sometimes.
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    But doesn't it bleed?
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    Just go into the bathroom and open the door
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    on the left-hand side.
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    Ok, hold on a second.
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    You weirdo!
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    I need a haircut, actually.
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    Oh, my God!
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    Hey....
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    You look cute!
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    Do you...you have a beard?
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    Well, yeah. I didn't, you know,
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    want it to be weird.
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    Like, we both have beards.
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    That'd be so weird.
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    Did you, like, shave right before you came?
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    So, are you ready?
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    Hey...hey, are you ready?
Title:
THE BEARD
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