CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY! (Punishments)
-
0:00 - 0:04- "The secret to a lasting marriage
is communication, -
0:04 - 0:06communication and my humps."
-
0:06 - 0:07- (laughter)
-
0:07 - 0:09- I don't want to win yet
because there's other-- -
0:09 - 0:12- Wow! "I don't want to win yet."
-
0:12 - 0:17- "A salty surprise."
- Ew! Ew! -
0:17 - 0:19Hi there, YouTube, I'm Tom.
- I'm Alex. -
0:19 - 0:20- And welcome to Challenge Chalice.
-
0:20 - 0:22You guys know,
you send in challenges, -
0:22 - 0:23I do 'em with cool guests.
-
0:23 - 0:26We have the graphic designer, Brynn.
- She's cool. -
0:26 - 0:29- We have, from College Kids React,
we have Brooklin and Kennedy. -
0:29 - 0:30- Woo!
- Cool. -
0:30 - 0:31- And me.
-
0:31 - 0:33- You already introduced yourself!
-
0:33 - 0:35- Also, we're gonna be doing
shout-outs at the end -
0:35 - 0:37of the episode,
so stay tuned for that. -
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- Okay. -
0:47 - 0:50- Who wants to pull the challenge?
-
0:50 - 0:52- I'll do it. (laughing)
- Hey! -
0:52 - 0:53- "Cards against Humanity,"
-
0:53 - 0:57suggested by Promiscuous
Dope Fiends Official. -
0:57 - 1:00- Woo-hoo!
- (laughing) -
1:00 - 1:01- I am so excited.
-
1:01 - 1:07♪ (light folk music) ♪
-
1:07 - 1:09- All right guys,
so what we have here -
1:09 - 1:11is Cards Against Humanity.
- There it is. -
1:11 - 1:16- How the game works
is that we get these black cards, -
1:16 - 1:17which basically have a blank.
-
1:17 - 1:20If you've ever played mad libs,
they have a blank thing, -
1:20 - 1:22and then the rest of a sentence,
so this one says, -
1:22 - 1:24"Blank high five, bro."
-
1:24 - 1:26And you're gonna
be given these white cards -
1:26 - 1:28that have just random things on it,
-
1:28 - 1:32like, "the devil himself,"
"Keanu Reeves" or "agriculture." -
1:32 - 1:34And you want to kind of create
the craziest combination that you can. -
1:34 - 1:38- Agriculture. High five, bro!
- Yeah, agriculture, bro. -
1:38 - 1:39- Everyone puts in a card.
-
1:39 - 1:42We're gonna take turns judging.
- Yes. -
1:42 - 1:45- And that judge
gets to award the best one. -
1:45 - 1:48- Once you get the answer right,
you get the black card -
1:48 - 1:50that you used,
and we're gonna play -
1:50 - 1:52with four black cards.
-
1:52 - 1:54Tom, hand out seven cards
to everybody. -
1:54 - 1:57- One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven. -
1:57 - 1:58- (Tom) Oh, look at this one.
-
1:58 - 1:59Kennedy's gonna be the judge first.
-
1:59 - 2:02- Just pull the card.
- (laughing) -
2:02 - 2:04- The captain.
- All right. -
2:04 - 2:07"While the United States raced
the Soviet Union to the moon, -
2:07 - 2:10the Mexican government funneled
millions of pesos -
2:10 - 2:15into research on blank."
It's so silent. -
2:15 - 2:17- I know, everyone's super serious.
-
2:17 - 2:18Just put them in
and then we'll shuffle them up, -
2:18 - 2:20then we'll hand them to Kennedy.
-
2:20 - 2:23- "While the United States
raced the Soviet Union to the moon, -
2:23 - 2:25the Mexican government funneled
millions of pesos -
2:25 - 2:29into research on a web of lies."
-
2:29 - 2:31- (laughing)
-
2:31 - 2:34- "Domino's Oreo dessert pizza."
- Ooh. -
2:34 - 2:37- "My relationship status."
- Oh! -
2:37 - 2:40- I'm gonna go with
"my relationship status." -
2:40 - 2:42- YES!
- (groaning) No! -
2:42 - 2:43- (Brynn) It's
currently quite complicated. -
2:43 - 2:46- "The secret to a lasting marriage
is communication, -
2:46 - 2:48communication and blank."
-
2:49 - 2:51Oh jeez. (laughing)
-
2:51 - 2:53I should have used...
- I have so many good options. -
2:53 - 2:58- ...Domino's Oreo
dessert pizza now. (laughing) -
2:58 - 3:01"The secret to a lasting marriage
is communication, -
3:01 - 3:05communication and my humps."
- (laughing) -
3:05 - 3:08- "Communication
and an AR-50 assault rifle." -
3:08 - 3:09- What?
- (laughing) -
3:09 - 3:12- And "a murderer most foul."
-
3:12 - 3:13Oh, "murder most foul."
-
3:13 - 3:16Hoo! I'm gonna go with "my humps."
- Yes! -
3:16 - 3:18- (laughing) That's so perfect.
-
3:18 - 3:19- (Kennedy) That
was so nerve-wracking. -
3:19 - 3:22- "Uh, hey guys,
I know this was my idea -
3:22 - 3:25but I'm having
serious doubts about blank." -
3:25 - 3:26- (Alex) It's so quiet.
-
3:26 - 3:28- I know! Because
you have think really hard. -
3:28 - 3:31- (Alex) Usually, this is the part
where people start screaming -
3:31 - 3:33and, like, [bleep] you, Alex!
- (laughing) -
3:33 - 3:35- "Hey guys,
I know this was my idea, -
3:35 - 3:39but I'm having serious doubts
about winking at old people." -
3:39 - 3:39- Ooh.
-
3:39 - 3:41- How would you
have doubts about that? -
3:41 - 3:45- "Raptor attacks."
- (laughing) -
3:45 - 3:47- "Getting crushed
by a vending machine." -
3:47 - 3:49I'm gonna have to say
"winking at old people." -
3:49 - 3:52- (groaning)
- Yay! -
3:53 - 3:56- (Tom) I gotta start
learning you guys' sense of humor. -
3:56 - 3:58- "When I am President
of the United States, -
3:58 - 4:00I will create the Department of..."
-
4:00 - 4:02- (Alex) Domino's Oreo--
- I know! -
4:02 - 4:04I used it way too early.
-
4:04 - 4:06- "When I am President
of the United States, -
4:06 - 4:10I will create the Department
of Breaking Out Into Song and Dance." -
4:10 - 4:12- Oh, that's a good department.
-
4:12 - 4:15- "My Soul."
- (laughter) -
4:15 - 4:18- And "Authentic Mexican Cuisine."
- Ooh. -
4:18 - 4:20- "Breaking Out Into Song and Dance."
-
4:20 - 4:22- Wow!
- No! -
4:22 - 4:26You're kidding! No!
- Look at me. -
4:26 - 4:27- (Tom) You're just killing it.
-
4:27 - 4:29- (Alex) She's about
to end the game already. -
4:29 - 4:30- (Kennedy) Wait,
how many to you have to have? -
4:30 - 4:32- (Alex) Five.
- NO!! -
4:32 - 4:34- You have four.
That's even less. -
4:34 - 4:36- "When I pooped,
what came out of my butt?" -
4:36 - 4:38- (laughing)
-
4:38 - 4:40- (laughing uncontrollably)
-
4:40 - 4:42- (Tom laughing)
- (Alex) You're laughing so hard! -
4:42 - 4:45- "The rhythms of Africa."
- (laughing) -
4:45 - 4:46- Oh my god.
-
4:46 - 4:48- The bar's already set pretty high.
-
4:48 - 4:51- "A live studio audience."
- Oh! -
4:51 - 4:53- "Skeletor."
- (laughing) "Skeletor." -
4:53 - 4:55- I'm gonna have to say
"the rhythms of Africa." -
4:55 - 4:57- Yes!
- (cheering) -
4:57 - 4:58- Woo!
- (Kennedy) That was a good one. -
4:58 - 5:01- (Brooklin) Yes!
- (Tom) Nah, I'm just in last place. -
5:01 - 5:05"In his new self-produced album,
Kanye West raps over -
5:05 - 5:07the sounds of...?"
-
5:07 - 5:08- I'm not confident in this one.
-
5:08 - 5:09- I'm not confident either.
-
5:09 - 5:12- "In his new self-produced album,
Kanye West raps -
5:12 - 5:14over the sounds of my inner demons."
-
5:14 - 5:15- (laughing)
-
5:15 - 5:17- "Vikings." Hell yeah.
-
5:17 - 5:20(laughing) "Synergistic
management solutions." -
5:20 - 5:23- What?
- Breakin' it down! -
5:23 - 5:25Oh, this is a hard one.
-
5:25 - 5:27I'm gonna say "my inner demons."
-
5:27 - 5:29- Yes!
- (laughing) -
5:29 - 5:32- "Dear Abby, I'm having
some trouble with blank -
5:32 - 5:34and would like your advice."
-
5:34 - 5:35- (chuckling)
-
5:35 - 5:37- (sighing) Do I-- hmmm.
-
5:37 - 5:38- All right, I'm throwing it down.
-
5:38 - 5:40Let's see.
-
5:40 - 5:42- This one's too real.
- (Alex) You need some help? -
5:42 - 5:44- Yeah.
- Oh, we got phone a friend. -
5:44 - 5:47We got Alex.
- (hushing) -
5:47 - 5:50- Because that's too real.
- (babbling) -
5:50 - 5:52No! That's not funny.
-
5:52 - 5:54Oh!
- (Alex laughing) -
5:54 - 5:58- "Dear Abby, I'm having
some trouble with sexual tension..." -
5:58 - 6:00- (laughing)
- "...and would like your advice." -
6:00 - 6:01- Aww, jeez.
-
6:01 - 6:04- "Becoming a blueberry..."
- (laughing) -
6:04 - 6:05- "...and would like your advice."
-
6:05 - 6:08"Cards against Humanity..."
- Oh jeez. -
6:08 - 6:09- "...and would like some advice."
-
6:09 - 6:12- I know, that's like me. (laughing)
-
6:12 - 6:14- I'm gonna go with "sexual tension."
- Yes! -
6:14 - 6:16- (Alex) What'd I say, though?
-
6:16 - 6:18What'd I say? Ha!
- You chose the other one. -
6:18 - 6:21- (Alex) Yeah, well I said--
I chose between those two. -
6:21 - 6:22- You guys are catching up to me.
-
6:22 - 6:25- "The class field trip
was completely ruined by..." -
6:25 - 6:26- I don't want to win yet
because there's other-- -
6:26 - 6:29- Wow! "I don't want to win yet."
-
6:29 - 6:32- "The class field trip
was completely ruined by -
6:32 - 6:34crippling debt."
- Oh, makes sense. -
6:34 - 6:36- You wouldn't be
able to go anywhere. -
6:36 - 6:39- "Friendly fire."
Like the one in Burbank -
6:39 - 6:42a few weeks ago,
just a friendly little fire. -
6:42 - 6:44- "My machete."
- Oh! -
6:44 - 6:45- (laughter)
- Jesus. -
6:45 - 6:50- I'm gonna go with "my machete."
- Hey! -
6:50 - 6:53- "What's Teach
for America using to inspire -
6:53 - 6:54inner city students to succeed?"
-
6:54 - 6:56- I'm rooting for Tom in this round.
- (laughing) -
6:56 - 7:00"What's Teach for America
using to inspire inner city students -
7:00 - 7:02to succeed? "Quiche."
Ooh, I love a good quiche. -
7:02 - 7:04- (laughing)
-
7:04 - 7:08- "A salty surprise."
- Ew! Ew! -
7:08 - 7:10- (laughing)
- Ew! -
7:10 - 7:13- "Rap music."
- (laughing) -
7:13 - 7:15- Oh my god, I'll have
to go with "a salty surprise." -
7:15 - 7:17- Yes! Yes!
-
7:17 - 7:18- Oh, now I'm extra nervous.
-
7:18 - 7:20- Now everyone's tied. (laughing)
- (Kennedy) Everyone. -
7:20 - 7:22- (Tom) I'm gonna choose
the winner right now. -
7:22 - 7:24- Oh, this is a good way to end it.
-
7:24 - 7:27"Why do I hurt all over?"
- Oh god. -
7:27 - 7:28- Why, guys?
-
7:28 - 7:29- I already got to put the card down.
-
7:29 - 7:30I already got it.
- Someone shuffle. -
7:30 - 7:32I don't want any bias right now.
-
7:32 - 7:34♪ (humming dramatically) ♪
-
7:34 - 7:36"Why do I hurt all over?"
-
7:37 - 7:40"50,000 volts
straight to the nipples." -
7:40 - 7:41That'll do it.
-
7:41 - 7:43"Fiery poops."
- (giggling) -
7:43 - 7:46- "The devil himself." Oh!
-
7:46 - 7:48All right, these are all great cards.
-
7:48 - 7:51I'm gonna say 50,000--
- No! -
7:51 - 7:53- Oh baby, yes!
-
7:53 - 7:56- (groaning)
-
7:56 - 7:59- Tyler Steeves said,
"For a punishment, freeze -
7:59 - 8:02a shirt and make them wear it."
- What?! -
8:02 - 8:04- So we froze some shirts.
- How do you freeze--? -
8:04 - 8:07- Yeah, how do you freeze shirts?
-
8:07 - 8:10- Is that my--?
- Oh my-- -
8:10 - 8:11- You can't put this on.
You can't-- -
8:11 - 8:12- Yeah, you can.
-
8:12 - 8:13- I'll help you guys.
- There you go. -
8:13 - 8:16- Wait, hold on.
(thumping) -
8:16 - 8:19- Oh shit.
- I love hypothermia. -
8:19 - 8:22- It is cold!
- (giggling) -
8:22 - 8:24- (squealing)
- Aaaaah! -
8:25 - 8:26I'm not gonna put my arms down.
-
8:26 - 8:28Time for some frozen shout-outs.
-
8:28 - 8:30Shout-out to Amber Bradley.
-
8:30 - 8:31- Shout-out to emotions rule.
-
8:31 - 8:33- Shout-out to x Brinklow.
-
8:33 - 8:36- Shout-out to TriantAlex.
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next week's notification shout-out, -
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Aaah, that's so cold! -
8:43 - 8:45Make sure to send
in your challenge requests -
8:45 - 8:48with the hashtag #ChallengeChalice
on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. -
8:48 - 8:50I want to thank you guys
for destroying me -
8:50 - 8:51in Cards against Humanity.
-
8:51 - 8:52Oh my god.
-
8:52 - 8:54I just realized how unfunny I am.
-
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8:59 - 9:03- "Dear Abby, I'm having
some trouble with sexual tension." -
9:03 - 9:04I know what that advice is.
-
9:04 - 9:06Uh...
- Pfft! -
9:06 - 9:08What?
- (laughter) -
9:08 - 9:10- Whoa! Things are heating up.
- Title:
- CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY! (Punishments)
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Challenge Chalice #36 - CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY! (Punishments)
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