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DUMBEST ANSWERS EVER! Steve Harvey is SPEECHLESS! | Family Feud

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    ANTHONY, GIVE ME A BOY'S NAME
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    THAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER H.
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    >> HOSE.
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    >> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!
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    Audience: [LAUGHS]
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    Steve: HOSE WITH AN H.
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    Audience: [LAUGHS]
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    OH!
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    Steve: NAME SOMETHING THAT
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    FOLLOWS THE WORD "PORK."
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    >> UPINE.
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    Steve: HUH?
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    HUH?
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    >> UPINE.
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    PORCUPINE.
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    >> GOOD ANSWER!
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    GOOD ANSWER!
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    YES!
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    >> THAT'S RIGHT.
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    >> THAT'S RIGHT, TIC!
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    >> YES!
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    LUNATIC!
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    Steve: PORK.
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    HE SAID, "CUPINE."
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    CUPINE.
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    W-W-W-WHAT?
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    WHAT IS CUPINE?!
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    THIS IS THE GREATEST ANSWER
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    I'VE EVER HEARD!
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    >> GOOD ANSWER!
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    [APPLAUSE]
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    Steve: YOU CANNOT--I FEEL YOU.
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    NO, I FEEL YOU.
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    >> NUMBER ONE.
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    Steve: IT'S NUMBER ONE?
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    POW!
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    "IT'S NUMBER ONE."
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    OH, REALLY?
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    HA!
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    WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, IT'S
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    GONNA BE NUMBER ONE ON YOUTUBE,
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    BUT...
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    IT AIN'T GONNA BE
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    NUMBER ONE UP THERE.
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    I CAN BET EVERY DOLLAR I GOT!
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    YOU THE ONLY PERSON
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    THAT SAID "CUPINE."
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    >> GOOD ANSWER!
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    GOOD ANSWER, TIC.
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    Steve: CUPINE!
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    NAME A COUNTRY A MAN WITH A
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    MUSTACHE SHOULD VISIT TO MEET
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    A WOMAN WITH A MUSTACHE.
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    NATHAN: FRANCE.
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    STEVE: FRANCE.
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    DARRELL: PARIS.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    DARRELL: HA HA HA HA HA!
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    STEVE: SAY--
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    DARRELL: [LAUGHING]
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    STEVE: YOU MY MAN, DARRELL.
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    DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THIS,
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    THOUGH. YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL
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    IT AIN'T.
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    DARRELL: I KNOW IT.
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    STEVE: ALL RIGHT. OK. I
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    APPRECIATE YOU, THOUGH, MAN.
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    LET'S JUST--JUST GO ON BACK TO
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    YOUR SPOT.
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    DARRELL: YEAH.
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    STEVE: YOU WANT TO SEE?
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    DARRELL: YEAH, I WANT TO SEE.
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    STEVE: WE'LL GO FAST.
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    [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]
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    RELL, NAME SOMETHING
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    THAT'S HARD TO DO
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    WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
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    >> READ.
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    >> GOOD ANSWER, GOOD ANSWER!
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    Steve: NAME SOMETHING
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    THAT'S HARD TO DO
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    WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    THIS BOY IN COLLEGE.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    HE ENROLLED IN [INDISTINCT].
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    HE LEANED INTO THE MIC AND SAID,
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    "READ, STEVE!"
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    OKAY.
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    I SURE WANT TO SEE YOU
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    SHUT YOUR EYES AND DO IT.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    READ!
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    [BUZZER]
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    Audience: AW!
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    [APPLAUSE]
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    Steve: LET ME TELL YOU
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    SOMETHING.
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    WHEN THIS AIRS, AND THEY SEE
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    THIS AT YOUR SCHOOL...
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    IT'S GOING TO BE A ROUGH LIFE
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    FOR YOU AFTER THIS ONE.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    STEVE: ONE ANSWER LEFT. YOU CAN
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    CLEAR THE BOARD, Q. SOME
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    POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE WHITE
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    HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN THE
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    BLANK HOUSE.
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    DEQUINCY: WELL, STEVE, IF
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    THEY'RE GOOD, THEY BELONG IN THE
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    WHITE HOUSE.
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    CAMILLE: GOOD ANSWER!
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    JAMIE: GOOD ANSWER, D.
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    DEQUINCY: STEVE, LIKE THAT.
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    STEVE: YEAH. JUST LIKE THAT,
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    DEQUINCY.
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    HA HA!
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    [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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    JAMIE: HA HA!
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    STEVE: HEY, JAMIE.
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    JAMIE: WHAT'S UP?
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    STEVE: I MIGHT NOT GET YOU, BUT
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    I BET THIS AIN'T UP THERE.
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    [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
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    SOME POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE
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    WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN
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    THE WHITE HOUSE.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    HA HA! OH, THAT'S CLEVER, RIGHT
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    THERE. THEY TRYIN' TO TRICK ME.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    LISTEN TO ME.
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    SOME POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE
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    WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN
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    THE WHITE HOUSE.
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    DEQUINCY: IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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    HA HA! LET'S GO DOWN FOR IT.
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    THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER!
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    HA HA!
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    OH, THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.
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    I WILL ANSWER THE QUESTION WITH
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    THE QUESTION.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE SAME
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    THING YOU ASKED ME.
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    WHITE, WHITE, YES.
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    OH, THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER.
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    HERE WE GO. I'M THINKING POINT.
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    HOLD YOUR BREATH!
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    SOME POLITICIANS BELONG IN THE
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    WHITE HOUSE. OTHERS BELONG IN
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    THE WHITE HOUSE!
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    IN THE WHITE HOUSE. HUH?
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    AUDIENCE: OHH!
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    [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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    STEVE: I WAS DRAGGIN' WITH YOU
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    THERE. GOD SAW ME
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    HAVIN' A ROUGH DAY.
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    GOD DECIDED TO LIFT ME UP.
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    HE SAY, YOU NEED AN ANSWER.
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    FAMILY: YES.
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    THAT AIN'T REALLY OUR ANSWER.
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: YOU NEED AN ANSWER...
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: THAT'S REALLY A QUESTION.
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: I'M GONNA ANSWER THE
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    QUESTION...
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: WITH THE QUESTION.
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: SOME POLITICIANS BELONG
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    IN THE WHITE HOUSE.
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: OTHERS BELONG...
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    STEVE: IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
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    FAMILY: YES!
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    [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    JAMIE: AH HA HA!
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    STEVE: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING
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    ELSE?
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    JAMIE: TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE.
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    STEVE: IS THIS YOUR
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    BROTHER-IN-LAW?
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    JAMIE: THAT'S MY BROTHER-IN=LAW.
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    STEVE: YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW 'BOUT
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    TO BE ON YOUTUBE.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
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    TOYA, 100 MEN. TELL ME A TRAFFIC
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    SIGN THAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR
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    LOVE LIFE.
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    TOYA: DO NOT PASS GO.
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    GRETCHEN: HA HA HA!
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    DION: GOOD ANSWER!
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    TOYA: IT'S UP THERE, STEVE!
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    STEVE: OHH.
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    TOYA: IT'S UP THERE!
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    STEVE: OOH. NO, IT AIN'T.
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    TOYA: IT'S UP THERE, STEVE!
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    STEVE: DO NOT PASS GO.
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    TOYA: IT'S UP THERE!
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    STEVE: HEY. UNLESS YOU'RE
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    DRIVING THAT LITTLE CAR ON THE
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    MONOPOLY BOARD, THAT AIN'T NO
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    DAMN TRAFFIC SIGN. THEM IS
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    INSTRUCTIONS. DO NOT PASS GO.
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    STEVE: HEY, RASHAAD, TELL ME
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    SOMETHING THAT A PILOT MIGHT
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    TURN ON AFTER THE PLANE TAKES
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    OFF.
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    RASHAAD. THE ENGINE'S ALREADY
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    ON, SO THE ENGINE.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    TERRELL: GOOD ANSWER. GOOD
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    ANSWER.
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    STEVE: FOLKS, WE'RE AT 33,000
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    FEET RIGHT NOW, AND FASTEN YOUR
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    SEATBELTS, I'M GONNA TURN THE
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    ENGINES ON, AND...SEE IF WE CAN
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    MAINTAIN ALTITUDE. RASHAAD
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    SUGGESTED THAT WE TURN ON THE
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    DAMN ENGINE.
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    [BUZZER]
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    NANCY?
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    EDNA: YOU GOT IT.
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    STEVE: I COULD NEVER MAKE LOVE
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    TO SOMEONE WHO LOOKED LIKE
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    MY WHO?
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    NANCY: MY LOVELY HUSBAND!
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    JACKIE: GOOD ANSWER, NANCY.
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    NANCY: STEVE, THERE'S ONLY ONE.
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    THERE'S NOBODY BETTER THAN
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    MY HUSBAND.
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    STEVE: YEAH, WE...
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    NANCY: NO. THANK YOU.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    STEVE: SEE, WE UNDERSTAND THAT
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    PART. THE CONFUSION WE HAVING IS
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    WHY THE HELL THAT'S YOUR ANSWER.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    THE QUESTION, NANCY, I'M GONNA--
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    LET ME SET IT UP HERE FOR YOU
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    WHILE I CAN. IT SAYS, "I COULD
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    NEVER MAKE LOVE TO SOMEONE WHO
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    LOOKED LIKE MY," AND THEN
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    YOU SAID, "HUSBAND."
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    AND SO...
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    SO, WHAT--SEE, THE LOOK
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    ON THESE PEOPLE FACES.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    YOU DON'T SEE NOTHING WRONG
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    WITH THAT, NANCY?
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    NANCY: NO, SIR. IT'S UP THERE,
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    STEVE. IT'S UP THERE, STEVE.
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    STEVE: YEAH. I'M GONNA ASK YOU
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    THE QUESTION. I WANT YOU TO SAY
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    THE EXACT SAME ANSWER. CAN'T
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    GIVE A DIFFERENT ANSWER.
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    NANCY: OK.
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    STEVE: THEN I WANT Y'ALL
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    TO ACT LIKE YOU REALLY THINK
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    IT'S UP THERE.
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    NANCY: IT IS. IT IS UP THERE,
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    STEVE. IT IS.
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    STEVE: NANCY...
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    NANCY: ASK THE QUESTION, STEVE.
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    STEVE: OH, I'M FINNA ASK
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    THE QUESTION. I COULD NEVER MAKE
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    LOVE TO SOMEONE THAT LOOKED
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    LIKE MY...
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    NANCY: HUSBAND.
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    [RAMOSES SPEAKING AT ONCE]
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    JACKIE: GOOD ANSWER.
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    [EDNA LAUGHS]
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    [EDNA CHEERING]
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    COME ON.
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    JACKIE: IT'S UP THERE.
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    IT'S UP THERE...
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    STEVE: HUSBAND!
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    WOMAN: WHOO!
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    [AUDIENCE GROANS]
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    CAITLYN, WHAT'S THE FIRST
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    QUESTION SOMEBODY ASKS WHEN THEY
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    WAKE UP FROM A COMA?
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    CAITLYN: WHAT'S LIKE NEW ON THE
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    RADIO?
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    LIKE, WHAT'S ON THE RADIO? LIKE,
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    WHAT MUSIC'S OUT?
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    THAT'S--I'D BE CURIOUS.
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    MONTY GLENN: IT'S UP THERE,
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    STEVE.
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    STEVE: LOOK, I'M IN THE RADIO
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    BUSINESS. I'M ON THE RADIO EVERY
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    MORNING. I HOPE TO GOD IT'S UP
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    THERE. I WANT SOMEBODY TO THINK
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    OF ME FIRST.
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    [LAUGHTER]
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    BEEN IN A COMA 8 MONTHS. "HEY,
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    WHAT DID STEVE SAY?" WHAT'S ON
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    THE RADIO?
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    [BUZZER]
Title:
DUMBEST ANSWERS EVER! Steve Harvey is SPEECHLESS! | Family Feud
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Here are the all-time DUMBEST ANSWERS Steve Harvey has ever heard on Family Feud! Enjoy!

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