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I'll handle this darling
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I'm known to fire off some BAR's
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cause if these lovers cross me
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they're gonna end up seeing stars
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I mean I'll let you go first
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but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in
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on this hissy fittin' rich kid
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and this prepubescent vixen
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I'm sick of them
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let's beat 'em then
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and we can rob 'em blind
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I'll stick this punk up from the front
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I'll take this broad from behind
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and pop a cap in the ass
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of the last Capulet heiress
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give miss no nights in Paris
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a reason to cry to her parents
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Oh!
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Romeo O Romeo
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wherefore you tryin to flow yo?
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mofo you soft as a froyo
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are those the drapes or your clothes bro?
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there's gonna be a tragedy
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make you ache like your balls
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on the balcony
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Barrow gang put their money
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where their mouth is
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spit sick like a plague
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on both your houses
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My love
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your face is beauty to behold
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I will protect thine honor
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from these dust bowl dildos
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a moment's break from your gaze
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is an eternity past
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so together we shall both
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put these bitches on blast
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en guard
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thou artless beetle headed flax wench
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the only insult you have thrust
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upon me is thine stench
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why don't you twist upon these nuts?
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I hear you're good with a wrench
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the dismal state of your raps
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should be a federal offense
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and you there
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wench with the neck of a chicken
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you'll get an ass rippin' worse
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than your boyfriend's in prison
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you're not a true romance
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you're just a conjugal visit
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oh but that's not even
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your real husband now is it?
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hey partner
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you best put a muzzle on your missus
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'fore I teach her how we handle
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disrespect down in Texas
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do you quarrel sir?
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ho, shall I draw my long sword
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or will you duck your
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chicken shit ass back into your Ford
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how could you beat my man
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in some mano a mano?
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you can't protect your best friend
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from some John Leguizamo
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no no my Romeo
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will beat your beau
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in contest blow for blow
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he will do upon thine dick
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what you hath done upon your toe
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oh, I am killed
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what irony is this?
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the lead role shot down
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by a failed actress
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then I shall kill myself
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on my stomach I shall lie
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so you louts can lick my ass
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thus with a dis I die
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oops nevermind
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my flesh was merely grazed
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where's Romeo?
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oh Nomeo!
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there's poison on your face
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oh happy dagger
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pierce me true
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persuade my breath to stop
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sheath yourself inside my heart
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and like the beat I drop
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well that was tragic
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that did not go as expected
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woulda done that boy some good
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to just wait a couple seconds
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it's kinda sad though really
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so young to have just died
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well at least we got each other
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just Bonnie
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and
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Who won?
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Who's next?
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You decide
Epic Rap Battles of History
