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Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.31,0:00:13.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non hai mai visto un corpo
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.78,0:00:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come quello di Houdini,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.33,0:00:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sinuoso come le linguine,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.74,0:00:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sgattaiola fuori da spazi minuscoli,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.86,0:00:19.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,piccoli abbastanza che
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.95,0:00:21.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,potrebbe starci dentro il tuo talento, David!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.66,0:00:23.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non sei una sfida, David!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.36,0:00:24.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La tua dote più grande è
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.20,0:00:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,il tuo conto in banca, baby!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.76,0:00:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quindi abracadabra, pallone gonfiato!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.74,0:00:30.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amico, sembri un pirata
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.43,0:00:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in una bettola di Las Vegas!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.94,0:00:33.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ingoio i miei aghi e sputo cattiverie, tu non
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.68,0:00:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,riusciresti a scappare da un sacchetto di carta!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.40,0:00:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sono più cattivo con la parlantina ed è un dato di fatto:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.94,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,non potresti eguagliarmi
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:39.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nemmeno se mi segassi in due!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.83,0:00:40.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Quando ero un bambino
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.70,0:00:41.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per me eri come un dio,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.90,0:00:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dovevo fare quello che fai!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.24,0:00:45.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora per me se come la muraglia cinese,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.31,0:00:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,perché ti passerò attraverso!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.80,0:00:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Questa non è la magia a cui sei abituato!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.09,0:00:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Faccio levitare una rosa
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.03,0:00:49.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,come col Bluetooth!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.83,0:00:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Le mie grandi illusioni
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.41,0:00:51.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rendono i tuoi trucchetti irrilevanti!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.45,0:00:52.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Il piede della Statua della Libertà
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.22,0:00:53.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,schiaccia il tuo elefante!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.05,0:00:53.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hai fallito nel fare film
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.78,0:00:54.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e hai fallito nel fare bambini!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.70,0:00:55.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dovresti continuare con quello che fai bene
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.63,0:00:56.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e lucchettarti la bocca!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.51,0:00:57.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ecco una curiosità che ti farà impazzire:
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.90,0:00:59.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ho comprato metà della tua roba
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.05,0:00:59.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e la tengo in cassaforte!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.83,0:01:01.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ho le dita sottili, adatte per i trucchi,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.48,0:01:03.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tu sei uno stuntman cicciotto e ben vestito!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.05,0:01:04.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spali merda sul tuo eroe,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.26,0:01:04.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ma non è giusto!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.87,0:01:05.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ora puoi guardarmi dal basso,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.93,0:01:06.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so che ti piacciono le altezze!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.73,0:01:08.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,La tua recita stile Bob Saget
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.95,0:01:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,è imbarazzante!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.90,0:01:11.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sei la cosa più triste successa alla magia
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.49,0:01:13.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dai tempi di Magic The Gathering!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.15,0:01:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sto appeso per le caviglie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.39,0:01:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a una gru e dondolo !
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.24,0:01:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tu non riusciresti a gestire
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.06,0:01:17.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nemmeno il mio pranzo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.10,0:01:17.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Distruggo i tuoi specchi
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.84,0:01:18.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,e aggroviglio i tuoi cavi!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.79,0:01:19.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Non puoi nascondere la vergogna puntando
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.56,0:01:20.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la telecamera in un altro angolo!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.91,0:01:22.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Qualcuno ha detto Angel?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.95,0:01:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.48,0:01:23.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.96,0:01:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vedi cosa guarderebbero
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.58,0:01:25.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,se non ci fossi io?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.41,0:01:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Io ricordo al mondo che
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.35,0:01:27.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,la magia ti rende felice!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.38,0:01:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mentre tu perdi tempo
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.08,0:01:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a criticare chiunque,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.98,0:01:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,io, nel backstage,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.01,0:01:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sto con le mie super modelle!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.100,0:01:32.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rilassati, prendi un volo privato
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.31,0:01:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,per la mia isola privata e
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.21,0:01:34.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,succhiami il cazzo in privato!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.50,0:01:35.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Potrei organizzare un pranzo di Halloween:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.96,0:01:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uno sfigato fritto
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.76,0:01:37.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,con contorno di pugni!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.74,0:01:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi ha vinto?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.84,0:01:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Chi è il prossimo?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.50,0:01:44.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lo decidi tu!