[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:14.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guð, þetta er ég, Ellen Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.49,0:00:15.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Má ég spurja þig að einu? Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.99,0:00:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hvernig segi ég vinkonu minni Oprah Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.57,0:00:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.60,0:00:19.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,en Stedman Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.42,0:00:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ég mun gera hana ringlaða Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.28,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,þegar kemur að rímum Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:21.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,þá hef ég ástríðu Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.97,0:00:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,svo ef ætlunin þín er að berjast við mig Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.48,0:00:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,þá ætti ég að \Nminna þig á Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.41,0:00:26.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,að þú verður sleikt af lesbíu Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.27,0:00:28.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,oh ég mun steypa þér af stóli Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.10,0:00:29.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ég mun skjóta á \Nallt sem þú átt Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.49,0:00:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ég hef hæfileikann\Ntil að láta doctor Phil segja Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.13,0:00:32.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ég held að þú þarft að láta hana í friði Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.50,0:00:34.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,þú getur sagt Rachael Ray Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.12,0:00:35.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,að mín uppáhaldsuppskrift Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.56,0:00:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,er að skera Oprah Winfrey Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.13,0:00:39.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,í milljón litla bita Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.45,0:00:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ég er drottning sjónvarpsins Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.62,0:00:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og ég er hér til að tortíma þér Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.51,0:00:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,svo lítið undir sætin Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:45.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,því ég hef eitthvað handa ykkur Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.95,0:00:47.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,þú getur ekki einu sinni vonað Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.13,0:00:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 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0,0:01:07.14,0:01:08.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og já, ég hef þessa kettlinga Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.90,0:01:10.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ég sýni líka hvolpa Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.28,0:01:11.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,hæfileikarík börn Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.34,0:01:11.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,og vettlinga Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.95,0:01:13.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mér líkar við sæta hluti\Nsem fær fólk til að brosa Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.89,0:01:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,láta öllum líða vel í smá stund Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.58,0:01:17.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dansa lítinn dans og áhorfendur fagna Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.23,0:01:18.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.88,0:01:20.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.33,0:01:21.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.89,0:01:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.42,0:01:25.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.14,0:01:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.88,0:01:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.54,0:01:29.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.38,0:01:30.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.17,0:01:30.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.99,0:01:32.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.27,0:01:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.50,0:01:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.42,0:01:36.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.97,0:01:38.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.86,0:01:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.34,0:01:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.01,0:01:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.16,0:01:44.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.76,0:01:46.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.45,0:01:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.80,0:01:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,, Dialogue: 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