Felix the Cat The Goose that Laid the Golden Egg
Oh thank you, sir.
Don't thank me.
Thank the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Honk! Honk!
What work, Goldie! Keep it up!
Honk! Honk!
So that's where he gets it.
That's all today, Goldie!
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
[knock at the door]
Please help an old lady who's cold and hungry.
Let me come in and warm myself.
Look out! It's Captain Kid!
Quick Goldie! Run for your life!
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Sure I'm Captain Kidd, and I want that goose.
Open the door! Let me in!
Open the door!
Okay, pal.
[laughs]
You leave my goose alone, you big bully.
Tough guy, huh?
I takes what I wants and I wants what I takes. [laughs]
♪ Oh we take what we want and we want what we take, ♪
♪ For we're pirates out looking for treasure. ♪
♪ If we see any gold, we steal it away, ♪
♪ Robbing widows and orphans of pleasure. ♪
♪ We fight with our mates, and we...
Quiet there, you lubbers!
Men, our fortune's made.
I've got the goose that lays the golden egg.
[cheering]
Weigh the anchor! We're going places!
♪ Oh we take what we want and we want what we take, ♪
♪ For we're pirates out looking for treasure. ♪
♪ If we see any gold, we steal it away, ♪
♪ Robbing widows and orphans of pleasure. ♪
♪ We fight with our mates, and we cuss and shoot. ♪
♪ We're mean and we're bad from our hats to our boots. ♪
♪ We take what we want and want what we take, ♪
♪ For we're pirates out looking for treasure. ♪
Poor Goldie. Poor Goldie.
What'll I do? What'll I do?
Come on now, put a dozen egg.
Honk!
You better hurry up with those eggs.
Honk! Honk!
All right then, I'll help myself.
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Go get him, men!
You little rat.
I'll tear you from stem to stern.
[laughs]
Why you little...
[screams]
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Turn around Goldie, and head for shore.
Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!
Felix! Felix! F-E-L-I-X ! Yay, Felix!