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Can we win this?

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YES WE CAN!

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Can I win this?

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Yes - WE can!

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Can I kick it?

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No you can’t !

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Can I book you?

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What?

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Yes I can!

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Could he kick it?

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Yes he could!

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Can I kick him?

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Yes you can!

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Can they wave flags?

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Yes they can!

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Can I fake it?

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Yes I can!

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Can I kick it?

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The whistle’s gone…and that’s half-time…
El Clasico – more like El Crapico.
Let’s hope there’s a little less simulation and a little more action in the second half.

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Can I pull him?

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Yes you can!

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Can I elbow?

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Yes you can!

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Can I chip him?

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No you can't!

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Can I fake it?

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There's no need!

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Can I kick it?

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Yes I can!

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Can I win this?

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No you can't!

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Can I win this?

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No you can't!

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Can he break-dance? No he can't!

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Can you kick me?

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And you're gone!

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But here comes Arrogantaldo! He’s scored!

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And there’s still time for one more foul…

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Are they unbeaten? NO THEY’RE NOT

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Can they win this? NO THEY CAN'T!