Can we win this?

YES WE CAN!

Can I win this?

Yes - WE can!

Can I kick it?

No you can’t !

Can I book you?

What?

Yes I can!

Could he kick it?

Yes he could!

Can I kick him?

Yes you can!

Can they wave flags?

Yes they can!

Can I fake it?

Yes I can!

Can I kick it?

The whistle’s gone…and that’s half-time…
El Clasico – more like El Crapico.
Let’s hope there’s a little less simulation and a little more action in the second half.

Can I pull him?

Yes you can!

Can I elbow?

Yes you can!

Can I chip him?

No you can't!

Can I fake it?

There's no need!

Can I kick it?

Yes I can!

Can I win this?

No you can't!

Can I win this?

No you can't!

Can he break-dance? No he can't!

Can you kick me?

And you're gone!

But here comes Arrogantaldo! He’s scored!

And there’s still time for one more foul…

Are they unbeaten? NO THEY’RE NOT

Can they win this? NO THEY CAN'T!