-SpongeBob SquarePants at your service. For I am an honorary crossing guard.
-But I don't...
-Yep, you're safe with me. D'oh! Ptew! Buh-boh!
-You made me miss my bus.
-We'll see about that.
-Yee-haw!
-(panting) Oh! Blowout!
-Whoo! Whoo! Thank you, SpongeBob!
-Oh, you're... welcome.
-Morning.
-(crying)
-Bleh-bleh-bleh. Dokey-dahdah-doodoo. Doi, doi, doi. Whoa!
-(laughing)
-Yes!
-(humming) (gasps) I almost forgot. It's Surprise Sandy Day! The only question is how to surprise
her.
-Hello? What in tarnation? To Sandy, the smartest prettiest squirrel in Bikini Bottom. Signed:
a friend.
-Hee-hee-hee-hee.
-(chuckles) I wonder who it could be from.
-Time to count me money. My money! Squidward!
-Ahh! I don't have your money!
-I know who took your money.
-Tell me and I'll let you watch as I tear him into a thousand little pieces, mesh 'em
back together, and tear him into a thousand little pieces all over again!
-(sobbing) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don't tear me into a thousand little pieces and
mesh me back together and tear me to pieces again!
-Why, SpongeBob?
-To clean and polish it.
-Well, I'll be a seamonkey's uncle.
-Here's another batch, SpongeBob.
-I'm on it, Mr. K.
-Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob.
-(whistles) Ah, pie fried on the grill. Just as nature intended.
-Ahh!
-Mm-mm!
-Squidward, have you seen our pie? The one we spent all morning cooking just for you.
-I'm sure it'll turn up. (belches)
-Hey, Patrick, we found your shorts!
-Hooray!